187 Near Disasters

[cal_sitter]

At this juncture it would be reasonable, despite the inherent contradiction, to wonder if my rational mind is finally gone. The City being what it is, the better presumption would be that self-diagnosis is premature and I was indeed ambushed by a handful of aspiring ninja at four o'clock this morning. Something about proving themselves. I'm

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[justashow]

...Ninjas.

[cal_sitter]

Yes Kyle. Say it another time or two and they will still be ninja.

[justashow]

Did you at least take a picture?

[cal_sitter]

Do you think I commonly take photographs while subduing attackers? It's not as though I set up surveillance in expectation of an assault.

[justashow]

But it was ninjas! You should have at least gotten a picture.

[cal_sitter]

I'm attacked by supernatural creatures on a regular basis, and you want photographic evidence of human beings practicing martial arts.

[justashow]

Supernatural creatures are old hat. Actual ninjas are hard to come by.

[cal_sitter]

Your priorities are strangely skewed.

[justashow]

I know you. You whipped their asses, you could have taken a picture.

[cal_sitter]

I'm truly sorry. I'll do that the next time the City includes camera phones with its Seventeenth Century decor.

[justashow]

See that you do.

[cal_sitter]

You're not going to pout if I don't draw you a picture, are you?

[justashow]

Would my pouting affect you in any way?

[cal_sitter]

No.

[justashow]

Then I'll save it for those I can wrap around my finger.

[cal_sitter]

Haven't I told you to use your powers for good?