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cal_sitter

179 Near Disasters

Apr 08, 2009 20:20

It's unfortunate that the curse is apropos to the arrival schedule. I worry that nothing short of a decontamination chamber inside the front door will protect the apartment from the things Robin might bring inside on a day like this ( Read more... )

handle with care, dojo, my emo is a quiet emo, responsible grown up, still can't leave work alone, management, being looked after for a change, holding back for others' safety, body is a temple, goodfellow

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winewomenand April 9 2009, 01:17:19 UTC

It's like they're throwing a party. Just for me. And by gods, why shouldn't they.

cal_sitter April 9 2009, 01:19:21 UTC

You'll sprain something and spend the aftermath crippled and vomiting on my floor.

winewomenand April 9 2009, 01:25:12 UTC

Man invented the mop for a reason.

Plus, you underestimate me wholly. I was around for sex, drugs and rock and roll the first time around.

cal_sitter April 9 2009, 01:32:03 UTC

For you to wield it before being kicked out.

How much of the sex, drugs and rock and roll can you remember, and don't tell me you're too old. Forty years is less than eye blink to you.

winewomenand April 9 2009, 01:36:43 UTC

Not a whole lot. Just your average everyday drug-induced anterograde amnesia.

cal_sitter April 9 2009, 01:44:31 UTC

I would lock you in, but that would be pointless.

winewomenand April 9 2009, 01:51:49 UTC

A true exercise in futility. I don't think I'm going to indulge, anyway. If this is a 'curse' and it lasts only twenty-four hours, I don't know that it's worth the effort. Do you have any idea how much pot I have to smoke to get properly jacked up?

I'll find something better to do. Like go shopping for new blinds and for new furniture for your living room. Do you have a bank card anywhere?

cal_sitter April 9 2009, 01:56:06 UTC

Do you intend to get through the week without a dislocated shoulder?

winewomenand April 9 2009, 02:01:51 UTC

A dislocated shoulder doesn't fit into my schedule this month. I'm sorry.

cal_sitter April 9 2009, 02:07:24 UTC

In that case I suggest you leave my funds and my furniture alone.

winewomenand April 9 2009, 02:11:14 UTC

Of course.

cal_sitter April 9 2009, 02:12:22 UTC

Did I read that correctly?

winewomenand April 9 2009, 02:16:32 UTC

Don't push your luck, kid. My dislike of having your hands around my throat is outweighed only by my dislike of having my nose rubbed in funky spots.

cal_sitter April 9 2009, 02:21:44 UTC

Take that up with Cal. Maybe you can make impress on him the importance of cleaning house, though I have two decades of experience that suggest you can't.

winewomenand April 9 2009, 02:31:55 UTC

I also dislike having Caliban's hands around my throat.

SORRY canon choking person threadjack thesecondslayer April 9 2009, 03:38:44 UTC

Obviously he's not doing it right.

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