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cal_sitter

164 Near Disasters

Mar 04, 2009 19:57

With a bartender and new security personnel to train, where does one find the time to do laundry and disinfect the kitchen, let alone visit the library to conduct a little research? I prefer to clean the refrigerator before its contents discover religion and the written word. The top shelf has played host to Chinese take-out that had a higher IQ ( Read more... )

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1inageneration March 5 2009, 01:19:48 UTC

Normally I wouldn't touch this stuff with a ten foot pole, but I'll make an exception for you.

Want a hand?

cal_sitter March 5 2009, 01:22:36 UTC

How do you feel about hazardous materials?

1inageneration March 5 2009, 01:25:20 UTC

I was talking about the training-slash-researching bit, but hazardous materials are...does anybody like hazardous materials?

cal_sitter March 5 2009, 01:28:03 UTC

When was the last time you saw someone who wasn't me refuse a hot dog or artificially flavored nachos?

As for training, I suppose you're ready to take on more responsibility at the dojo.

1inageneration March 5 2009, 01:29:49 UTC

Never. Junk food is good for the soul, it's been established.

Great! Who are they?

cal_sitter March 5 2009, 01:34:24 UTC

If you prefer the fast ticket to heaven, perhaps.

Actually I was thinking of letting you take a few of my afternoon regulars. I'd like to attend to the training at the club personally; I can't provide sufficient compensation for reminding Dean that he's at the door to prevent violence and Cal that maiming customers is bad for business.

[OOC: NPC students get.]

1inageneration March 5 2009, 01:39:34 UTC

Hey, if you're going to die before the age of 25, you might as well eat however you want.

Wow. This is like- I'm graduating from Padawan school. I really am. Thank you, Yoda.

...You hired Dean and Cal? Niko. I hope it was a relatively pain-free aneurysm.

cal_sitter March 5 2009, 01:45:03 UTC

You're not going to die before the age of twenty-five, and you're not a Jedi yet.

I've had so many aneurysms at this juncture I don't feel them anymore. That I'm not staring at the wall of a nursing home is a medical miracle.

shutupsammy March 5 2009, 01:48:59 UTC

Can I be a Jedi?

cal_sitter March 5 2009, 01:50:37 UTC

Have you learned which pressure point will render an unruly patron safely unconscious if you're unable to show him or her the door?

shutupsammy March 5 2009, 01:54:10 UTC

Nope.

cal_sitter March 5 2009, 01:56:14 UTC

Then you're not ready to leave the Nursery.

shutupsammy March 5 2009, 01:57:18 UTC

They don't put padawans in nurseries. Don't I at least get a swamp?

cal_sitter March 5 2009, 02:00:06 UTC

Certainly. Come back to my world and I'll introduce you to the Sarzo clan. You can join Abelia Roo in her trailer outside of the Everglades.

shutupsammy March 5 2009, 02:02:55 UTC

NO DEAL. I went to Florida once and got a nasty STD. I'm never going back again. Also? Alligators are fucking scary.

cal_sitter March 5 2009, 02:06:20 UTC

Wise choice. There's no telling where Abelia Roo has been. I'd take my chances with the alligators and mosquitoes.

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