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cal_sitter

164 Near Disasters

Mar 04, 2009 19:57

With a bartender and new security personnel to train, where does one find the time to do laundry and disinfect the kitchen, let alone visit the library to conduct a little research? I prefer to clean the refrigerator before its contents discover religion and the written word. The top shelf has played host to Chinese take-out that had a higher IQ ( Read more... )

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shutupsammy March 5 2009, 01:08:13 UTC

Disinfect the kitchen?

cal_sitter March 5 2009, 01:11:47 UTC

Have you ever had flatware that grew fur?

shutupsammy March 5 2009, 01:17:52 UTC

I can honestly say that I've never had flatware that wasn't plastic.

cal_sitter March 5 2009, 01:20:46 UTC

Believe me, plastic is not immune to mold.

shutupsammy March 5 2009, 01:22:08 UTC

It is when you throw it out once a week.

cal_sitter March 5 2009, 01:23:44 UTC

Does that mean you have a landfill named after you?

shutupsammy March 5 2009, 01:42:51 UTC

I probably should. If I still legally existed I probably would, but thankfully we got rid of that whole pesky member of society thing recently.

cal_sitter March 5 2009, 01:47:15 UTC

Only recently? I would have thought your line of work difficult to carry out with legal identification, particularly in light of your preferred funding.

shutupsammy March 5 2009, 01:53:23 UTC

I still had one of those pesky social security numbers according to the FBI, though.

So you have the Buff working at your dojo? She doesn't seem like a dojo-type person.

1inageneration March 5 2009, 01:56:48 UTC

Why don't I seem like a dojo type person?

shutupsammy March 5 2009, 02:08:03 UTC

1inageneration March 5 2009, 02:08:55 UTC

What?

cal_sitter March 5 2009, 01:58:01 UTC

Which you discarded how?

We have an agreement. She only destroys the equipment that falls within her quota, or the cost of repairs and replacements becomes her responsibility. Students are not to be broken, and neither is her employer.

shutupsammy March 5 2009, 02:01:46 UTC

By dying. Four times. Well, two times literally, but reports of my demise had been greatly exaggerated for legal and insurance purposes a few times.

...I wish people had to give me badass warnings like that. All anyone ever tells me is to wipe the sweat off the floor after I'm done.

cal_sitter March 5 2009, 02:04:58 UTC

I should think twice would have been sufficient.

That does not sound like territory I want to set foot in, Dean.

shutupsammy March 5 2009, 02:10:04 UTC

Sometimes I just like to be an overachiever. Why should Sammy have all the fun?

What? What did I say?

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