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cal_sitter

158 Near Disasters

Feb 12, 2009 19:56

Visitors to Lux this evening are advised not to partake of the candy hearts the City has seen fit to decorate the club with. Attempts to remove them have so far proven unsuccessful. If you find that the City is determined to treat you to dessert, please do not initiate any confrontations on the premises.

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voice; blackeyedskank February 13 2009, 01:17:47 UTC

You know if you wait much longer, you'll lay an egg.

voice; cal_sitter February 13 2009, 01:23:10 UTC

I'd question if there are chickens in hell, but I've met an aitvaras.

voice; blackeyedskank February 13 2009, 01:23:40 UTC

Why don't you just go there yourself if you're so interested?

voice; cal_sitter February 13 2009, 01:25:34 UTC

Are the tour guides as charming as you are?

voice; blackeyedskank February 13 2009, 01:32:19 UTC

No one's as charming as I am.

voice; cal_sitter February 13 2009, 01:38:18 UTC

You're biased.

voice; blackeyedskank February 13 2009, 02:05:28 UTC

I'm right.

voice; cal_sitter February 13 2009, 02:07:47 UTC

So am I.

voice; blackeyedskank February 13 2009, 03:22:42 UTC

Fuck that.

voice; cal_sitter February 13 2009, 03:23:48 UTC

Thank you, but no. I have a prior commitment.

voice; blackeyedskank February 13 2009, 03:46:59 UTC

Get your mind out of the gutter.

voice; cal_sitter February 13 2009, 03:52:21 UTC

You're a demon, and you object to that?

voice; blackeyedskank February 13 2009, 04:02:59 UTC

When it's coming from you. You have to uphold all those steadfast beliefs for me.

voice; cal_sitter February 13 2009, 04:04:05 UTC

I'm not a monk.

voice; blackeyedskank February 13 2009, 04:04:49 UTC

I haven't seen anything that proves otherwise.

voice; cal_sitter February 13 2009, 04:06:31 UTC

You'll have to cope with that lack on your own.

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