121 Near Disasters

[cal_sitter]

Whoever is responsible for removing my weapons from the apartment, be advised of two things. 1) I can use a butter knife to kill you if I must. 2) Being barred from work by no means inhibits my ability to bend your spine at an acute angle.

You won't have to worry about either fact if all missing items are returned in pristine condition by the end of the day.

[OOC: He has knives instead of a security blanket. Seriously. His katana might as well be a teddy bear.]