70 Near Disasters

Mar 08, 2008 10:58

Is it really necessary to repeat these visitations? I'm not particularly inclined to take Cal's gun away if he decides to shoot you.

Ishiah, there are extra weapons in the hall closet if you find you need one.

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halfed March 8 2008, 19:39:37 UTC
Moving target practice.

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cal_sitter March 8 2008, 19:40:38 UTC
Enjoy.

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halfed March 8 2008, 19:42:05 UTC
Coming?

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cal_sitter March 8 2008, 19:43:29 UTC
I'd just as soon we barricade ourselves inside of the apartment.

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halfed March 8 2008, 19:53:04 UTC
So it's a day of hiding out then?

We're running out of movies.

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cal_sitter March 8 2008, 19:55:59 UTC
You could spend part of the day on your feet.

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halfed March 9 2008, 00:46:34 UTC
On my feet, inside?

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cal_sitter March 9 2008, 00:48:23 UTC
I think I'm tired of the coffee table. All the same, try not to land on it.

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halfed March 9 2008, 00:49:50 UTC
Do I get a choice?

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cal_sitter March 9 2008, 00:51:07 UTC
None whatsoever.

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halfed March 9 2008, 00:52:34 UTC
You're the one explaining the mess to Ishiah then.

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cal_sitter March 9 2008, 00:54:16 UTC
Ishiah is an intelligent being. He'll be able to connect your inability to dodge with the violent redecorating theme.

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halfed March 9 2008, 01:55:33 UTC
Can we at least move the table this time? I'm sick of hitting into it.

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cal_sitter March 9 2008, 01:56:40 UTC
Learn to control your fall.

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halfed March 9 2008, 03:18:36 UTC
I'm not a cat, you know.

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cal_sitter March 9 2008, 03:20:15 UTC
If you were, I'd throw you from higher up. They fare better when they have time to turn and catch themselves on their feet.

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