54 Near Disasters

[cal_sitter]

The ability to hide a sword in my coat doesn't entitle me to remove the head of anyone I happen to come across. Try to remember that it doesn't give you that right either before you dull the artistry of your blades on bone.

[OOC: Scary thing is, he probably has more than one sword in his coat, and heaven only knows how many knives, and he won't

Comments

[tehpuck]

Somehow, I'm doubting they're worried about the artistry.

[cal_sitter]

They should be.

[tehpuck]

Or else?

[cal_sitter]

It would be in their best interests not to wear out their weapons before midnight.

[tehpuck]

I'd think you'd hope for such a thing; it'd make your job easier.

[cal_sitter]

Most of them aren't skilled enough for it to matter.

[tehpuck]

Oh, so you'll take an unneeded risk?

How daring of you.

[cal_sitter]

Georgia needs someone to fend off head-hunters.

[tehpuck]

Niko. She's already dead.

[cal_sitter]

She's been hiding in her car because a "hobo with a sword" was asleep on the hood.

[tehpuck]

...Mason is trying to cut her head off?

[cal_sitter]

Wrong hobo.

[tehpuck]

They all look alike to me.

[cal_sitter]

Suffice to say that Georgia's roommate does not seek a repeat of her demise, to my knowledge.

I can't say the same for the cat.

[tehpuck]

Consider it sufficed.

What did you do to the cat?

[cal_sitter]

Not a thing. He brought home a stray, and as far as I can tell, has every intention of taking the poor creature's head off.