i'm sorry, it's hereditary.
"You know, sweetheart, I have to say, there were some unbelievably unattractive girls up on that stage tonight."
"Grandma!"
"Well, there were!"
"Grandma, that's...that's mean."
"There was this one girl that was just huge, with the ugliest face, and she was down near the audience and when she came toward you it was like 'AAAAAH!'"
"Oh, my god. That's horrible!"
(pause)
"What was she wearing?"
"What?"
"What was she wearing? I kind of...want to know who she is."
"Um...a purplish, reddish kind of skirt? I don't know - I can't remember."
"Was she short?"
"I don't know! She was just...so very ugly."
"Grandma!"
(pause)
"I think I know who you're talking about."
"Well, don't tell me her name! I'll feel bad."
"She is pretty ugly, actually."
"Well, good. I'm glad you agree with me."
(pause)
"We're absolutely despicable, Grandma."
"We're just telling the truth, sweetheart."
"Grandma!"
"Well, there were!"
"Grandma, that's...that's mean."
"There was this one girl that was just huge, with the ugliest face, and she was down near the audience and when she came toward you it was like 'AAAAAH!'"
"Oh, my god. That's horrible!"
(pause)
"What was she wearing?"
"What?"
"What was she wearing? I kind of...want to know who she is."
"Um...a purplish, reddish kind of skirt? I don't know - I can't remember."
"Was she short?"
"I don't know! She was just...so very ugly."
"Grandma!"
(pause)
"I think I know who you're talking about."
"Well, don't tell me her name! I'll feel bad."
"She is pretty ugly, actually."
"Well, good. I'm glad you agree with me."
(pause)
"We're absolutely despicable, Grandma."
"We're just telling the truth, sweetheart."