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Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 111 proof, with specific scores in beer (40) , wine (66), and liquor (60).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the
bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild
Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know
how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 27% on proof
You scored higher than 86% on beer index
You scored higher than 87% on wine index
You scored higher than 87% on liquor index
Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid
ok, Yeah. Seriously. I guessed on all of that. And anything I knew was because of Sideways, or common knowledge. I know nothing! But whatever.
OH GOD. Does that say 99 Bananas??!?!?!?
Congratulations! You're 111 proof, with specific scores in beer (40) , wine (66), and liquor (60).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the
bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild
Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know
how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 27% on proof
You scored higher than 86% on beer index
You scored higher than 87% on wine index
You scored higher than 87% on liquor index
Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid
ok, Yeah. Seriously. I guessed on all of that. And anything I knew was because of Sideways, or common knowledge. I know nothing! But whatever.
OH GOD. Does that say 99 Bananas??!?!?!?