[RL -- In Case of Emergency...]

[cakeordeathnote]

[recap: where we last left off, B wants his hot panda action, and L, true to the panda way, declines. business as usual.]

[....well. or not. today, the camera cuts back to our heroes, locked in a passionate kiss--WAIT.]

[yes, this would be one panicked detective, scrambling like mad to break free. HALP.]

[MMRMPH!]