Jumpstart successful.
The nurse practitioner I saw yesterday about my month-late menstrual cycle said it was most likely due to internalized stress (which I agree with wholeheartedly), and gave me a ten-day supply of hormone pills to "jumpstart" my cycle. She said to stop taking them as soon as my period comes, which she though might take a few days. Welp, it took one day. Never thought I'd actually be happy to get my period. I'm just happy to know that there was nothing serious going on, and that I was not actually carrying the anti-christ or the second coming (the former is more likely). On the downside? Cramps like whoa. Stupid endo. Gonna go curl up with a dachshund for a while.