Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream.

[cakemage]

New theory: I'm actually a Pokemon with the Insomnia ability. Or something. Probably should've gone to the doctor about it yesterday, and probably ought to try and go today, but honestly the chances of them actually doing anything helpful are so slim that I'd just as soon not bother and save myself the time, energy and money.

So anyway, I'm passing the time until morning by looking at bad fanart and fanfic. It seems that the latest Mary Sue trend is making the characters "bi-curious" and then only giving them male love interests and never having them show the slightest interest in other girls.