Hairband
Today I managed to get a haircut from a competent stylist, and my hair looks better than it has in ages. I don't care if she charges more than Fantastic Sams, that woman can use texture-shears like nobody's business. I think I'm allergic to one or more of the hair products there, though. Oh, well. It's worth it to not walk out with my hair looking like a baby mullet despite multiple requests for preventative measures to be taken against this effect. My hair is wispy and awesome and I can actually do stuff with it again instead of just letting it do whatever the fuck it wants while I'm all, "Fine, be that fucking way. One day I'ma shave it all off and then we'll see who's laughing, fuckers." Anyway, I think this haircut could mean a truce between me and my hair, because now it's not all weighed down and flat and smothering itself and generally looking like hillbilly hair. Now it's free and spiky and it's got room to breath and be all flirty and fun while still looking classy. Yeah, icon!Demix, I know you're jealous of my fabulous 'do and I don't blame you, but dude, that's what you get for letting David Bowie do your hair. Should've asked Marluxia or Namine if you could've found them at a time when they weren't busy. Not Larxene, though. NEVER let Larxene get near your head with blades. Hell, never let her get near any part of you with blades. Bad things happen. Very, very bad things. Like, Xaldin driving around with a car-mounted minigun while Zexion fires at everything in their path, leaving splintered, burning remains of trees, vehicles, and pedestrians in their wake, and then they drag out ten tons of C-4 and cover up their actions through massive explosions, complete with mushroom cloud. That's how bad a haircut from Larxene would be. Your hair would look nice, but the rest of you wouldn't. At all. On the other hand, it's basically free, because Larxene accepts payments in blood, and there's usually enough to not only cover her fee, but to give her a handsome tip. And if Namine's around, she'll help you to the hospital, where they will give you a blood transfusion and admire your fabulous hair.
Anyway, g'night, creepy moving .jpg icon who winked and snapped his fingers at me like a big old flirt. I want to eat the drifting clouds behind Demyx, as they look strongly like orange sorbet, and I loves me some orange sorbet.
Anyway, g'night, creepy moving .jpg icon who winked and snapped his fingers at me like a big old flirt. I want to eat the drifting clouds behind Demyx, as they look strongly like orange sorbet, and I loves me some orange sorbet.