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I, being angry, drunk and inspired by kannaophelia's Rocketshipper Drinking Game, have penned a J/7 version. Thus, I present to you:
The J/7 Fanfic Drinking Game
Drink one shot if:
-Janeway angsts about how she can’t tell Seven her feelings because she’s the captain and captains aren’t allowed to date crewmembers ever or no one will respect her and then there’ll be mutiny and so on.
-Janeway calls Seven “Annika” at least once.
-Seven doesn’t object to being called “Annika.”
-Neelix thinks they make the most perfect couple (two if it’s any other crew member).
-The same as above, but with an Alien-of-the-Day.
-Seven saves Janeway’s life (two if it’s the other way around).
-Janeway is an alcoholic.
-Seven is an alcoholic.
-It contains Tom/B’Ellana.
-It contains B’Ellana/other female.
-Seven angsts about being borg.
-They get married and live happily ever after.
-Time travel is involved.
-They make it home, Seven joins Starfleet and Janeway is promoted to Admiral.
-Janeway’s mother and sister are involved.
Drink two shots if:
- The Borg Queen kidnaps/has sex with Seven (three if it’s Janeway).
- Janeway angsts about Chakotay/Mark/Justin/Daddy
-Seven gets Janeway pregnant (three if it’s the other way around).
- Seven rillyrillyrilly wants babies and Janeway wants so badly to give them to her.
- They have twins.
- There are personal logs involved.
- Seven is raped and Janeway heals her with the power of her vagina or whatever, or vice versa.
-Janeway calls Seven “darling,” “sweetheart” or “Annika” more often than she calls her Seven.
-Seven uses pet names at all.
-Seven, despite having downloaded thirty thousand gigaquads of information on romance, has absolutely no clue how the female body works.
-Seven acts like a complete idiot, but Janeway considers it cute and endearing.
-Janeway and Seven achieve orgasm at the same time (three if they’re on opposite parts of the ship at the time).
-Janeway has to teach Seven how to masturbate.
Drink three shots if:
- It’s actually in character.
- Seven is torn between Janeway and another female character (usually a self-insert or Mary Sue) and ends up deciding to date them both because monogamy sucks anyway.
- Bullshit alien rituals force Seven to lose her virginity/get married before she can leave the planet, and Janeway volunteers.
- It’s only there just so Seven can betray everyone/go crazy/get killed and Janeway can jump into Chakotay’s/B’Ellana’s/Michael’s/Mary Sue’s arms.
-Janeway abuses Seven and Seven turns into the stereotypical battered woman.
-Sparkly crystal tears shine in soft, bright eyes or whatever.
-There is a strong emphasis on the fact that Seven is a Virgin, Pure and Untouched, with her precious Maidenhead firmly intact.
Finish the bottle if:
-Seven leaves Janeway for the Borg Queen.
-An original character shows up and falls in love with Seven and/or Janeway, but selflessly puts aside his/her love to help them get together.
-Said original character has sex with Janeway or Seven in order to make the other jealous, thus bringing them together.
-Male pregnancy is somehow involved.
-Mystical space beings take it upon themselves to look after Seven, help Seven and Janeway get together, raise one or both of them from the dead and/or ask Seven to join them because she’s so special and pure of heart.
The J/7 Fanfic Drinking Game
Drink one shot if:
-Janeway angsts about how she can’t tell Seven her feelings because she’s the captain and captains aren’t allowed to date crewmembers ever or no one will respect her and then there’ll be mutiny and so on.
-Janeway calls Seven “Annika” at least once.
-Seven doesn’t object to being called “Annika.”
-Neelix thinks they make the most perfect couple (two if it’s any other crew member).
-The same as above, but with an Alien-of-the-Day.
-Seven saves Janeway’s life (two if it’s the other way around).
-Janeway is an alcoholic.
-Seven is an alcoholic.
-It contains Tom/B’Ellana.
-It contains B’Ellana/other female.
-Seven angsts about being borg.
-They get married and live happily ever after.
-Time travel is involved.
-They make it home, Seven joins Starfleet and Janeway is promoted to Admiral.
-Janeway’s mother and sister are involved.
Drink two shots if:
- The Borg Queen kidnaps/has sex with Seven (three if it’s Janeway).
- Janeway angsts about Chakotay/Mark/Justin/Daddy
-Seven gets Janeway pregnant (three if it’s the other way around).
- Seven rillyrillyrilly wants babies and Janeway wants so badly to give them to her.
- They have twins.
- There are personal logs involved.
- Seven is raped and Janeway heals her with the power of her vagina or whatever, or vice versa.
-Janeway calls Seven “darling,” “sweetheart” or “Annika” more often than she calls her Seven.
-Seven uses pet names at all.
-Seven, despite having downloaded thirty thousand gigaquads of information on romance, has absolutely no clue how the female body works.
-Seven acts like a complete idiot, but Janeway considers it cute and endearing.
-Janeway and Seven achieve orgasm at the same time (three if they’re on opposite parts of the ship at the time).
-Janeway has to teach Seven how to masturbate.
Drink three shots if:
- It’s actually in character.
- Seven is torn between Janeway and another female character (usually a self-insert or Mary Sue) and ends up deciding to date them both because monogamy sucks anyway.
- Bullshit alien rituals force Seven to lose her virginity/get married before she can leave the planet, and Janeway volunteers.
- It’s only there just so Seven can betray everyone/go crazy/get killed and Janeway can jump into Chakotay’s/B’Ellana’s/Michael’s/Mary Sue’s arms.
-Janeway abuses Seven and Seven turns into the stereotypical battered woman.
-Sparkly crystal tears shine in soft, bright eyes or whatever.
-There is a strong emphasis on the fact that Seven is a Virgin, Pure and Untouched, with her precious Maidenhead firmly intact.
Finish the bottle if:
-Seven leaves Janeway for the Borg Queen.
-An original character shows up and falls in love with Seven and/or Janeway, but selflessly puts aside his/her love to help them get together.
-Said original character has sex with Janeway or Seven in order to make the other jealous, thus bringing them together.
-Male pregnancy is somehow involved.
-Mystical space beings take it upon themselves to look after Seven, help Seven and Janeway get together, raise one or both of them from the dead and/or ask Seven to join them because she’s so special and pure of heart.