I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.AS THE MAN OF THIS HOUSE, I TEND TO ALLOW MYSELF CERTAIN UNALIENABLE RIGHTS AND UNDENIABLE PRIVILEGES. THESE INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO
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Not only was there a fantastic cake, it was a cake that I made. It was so goddamn delicious that everyone was drooling and crowding around me like "Ooh, ahh, that looks so good!" But you know who got to eat the cake?
Me. Because I slaved for hours in that kitchen baking it, and the law states that if your lazy ass didn't help bake the cake, you don't get a piece.
I am going to take a baking class with my newfound soul brother.
He is a much better friend than you, and would gladly save me not only a slice of cake, but the larger slice of cake. And he would not eat the icing off the back of it.
You didn't run into a hobo on the street and bond over straw hats and become convinced that you were both reincarnated from the same school of seahorse again, didn't you?
Do you remember how long it took to get your sandals back? This is not an incident I'd like to repeat anytime in the near future.
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Oi oi, Shinpachi-kun.
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Me. Because I slaved for hours in that kitchen baking it, and the law states that if your lazy ass didn't help bake the cake, you don't get a piece.
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He is a much better friend than you, and would gladly save me not only a slice of cake, but the larger slice of cake. And he would not eat the icing off the back of it.
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You didn't run into a hobo on the street and bond over straw hats and become convinced that you were both reincarnated from the same school of seahorse again, didn't you?
Do you remember how long it took to get your sandals back? This is not an incident I'd like to repeat anytime in the near future.
Or as long as I live, really.
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Swordfish.
Samurai of the sea.
I still have my sandals.
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I. I had them a minute ago...
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