Comments | cakefesta: It's because you keep relying on magazine advice columns that you can't think for yourself.

cakefesta

It's because you keep relying on magazine advice columns that you can't think for yourself.

Mar 02, 2009 20:03

District Branch Manager's Log, Day 3Ah, what a tricky thing the human mind is. The streets bustle and chatter below, but not a single sound reaches my ears. The air is stagnant, barely even lending a breeze to cool my sweaty brow. No, in fact, the only wind that's blowing at all is a rather foul front hailing from the distant land of my bowels. My ( Read more... )

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solaaame March 3 2009, 01:12:37 UTC

Too many words.

cakefesta March 3 2009, 01:14:25 UTC

You tryin' to break my flow, punk?

solaaame March 3 2009, 01:14:51 UTC

Don't talk like that. It makes you look lame.

cakefesta March 3 2009, 01:18:04 UTC

You know what was lame?

Tachibana beating you.

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wisdomofagod March 3 2009, 01:12:51 UTC

Too long, didn't read.

cakefesta March 3 2009, 01:15:48 UTC

Oi oi oi, now, I know that reading can be a challenge for some kids but you must carry on! Cut through the syntax and grammar to get to the true meaning of the words!

wisdomofagod March 3 2009, 01:23:02 UTC

"Shinpachi-kuuuuuuun"?

cakefesta March 3 2009, 01:26:02 UTC

Hey, what's this? You're smarter than you look!

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i_created_kanji March 3 2009, 01:14:43 UTC

You know, cosplay originated in Korea!

cakefesta March 3 2009, 04:55:26 UTC

And I'm very disappointed in you for not keeping it there. Come down to the principal's office after class, you've got a detention.

i_created_kanji March 3 2009, 20:19:48 UTC

You can't give me dentention! I'm too awesome!

itsnotzura March 3 2009, 21:53:57 UTC

Why do you require underwear.

sconetastic March 3 2009, 01:50:18 UTC

Interesting.

Perhaps some tea might make you feel better?

cakefesta March 3 2009, 02:32:46 UTC

As much as I'd like to blame this fever on my manly burning samurai spirit there's a limit to positive thinking and even though two wrongs do make a right sometimes, there's not enough hot tea in the world to convince me that it would cool me off.

sconetastic March 3 2009, 04:14:32 UTC

I guess in this case, you cannot fight fire with fire. Did your ice packs fail to cool you down?

gotcherries March 3 2009, 02:40:40 UTC

I'm not reading all that.

cakefesta March 3 2009, 02:43:40 UTC

I wonder why I'm paying taxes to support this whole newfangled Ministry of Education if none of you brats can actually read.

gotcherries March 3 2009, 02:44:12 UTC

I can read. I just don't want to read that.

cakefesta March 3 2009, 02:53:55 UTC

Commenting without reading what I have to say is like butting in on a conversation about pie and talking about how much you love cherries, oi!

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