Employee address requests--no ulterior motive here, nope.

[cakeandmoney]

Seeing as payroll tends to be a bit of a clusterfuck convoluted at times, I've had to resort to finishing up at the expense of my own free time. Mainly, I have been taking home the payroll binder and making my calculations in the comfort of my own residence.

This has been a trend for the last few paying sessions, and as such, I would recommend that

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[insert address]

[cake_is_a_bang]

Why didn't you do this from the start?

EXCELLENT.

[cakeandmoney]

I thought everyone could be responsible. Obviously, I thought wrong.

About everyone else, that is.

WAIT WHAT. HE DOES NOT TRUST THAT SMILE

[cake_is_a_bang]

Well... Un.... Ah...

Great, un.

Do I get a full payment this time?

GOOD, YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T;

[cakeandmoney]

Blow something up that belongs to Hidan, and I'll give you a week's advance.

[cake_is_a_bang]

CAN I?!?!?!?

[cakeandmoney]

Deidara-kun, I'll even hand-deliver both your checks if you follow through with this. I mean, I DO have your address now, so consider it a favor for a favor.

[bloodwithcoffee]

WHAAAT?! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!

[cake_is_a_bang]

What's wrong with you? No little boys to chase around, priest?

[cake_is_a_bang]

Awsome, yeah~

Wait. SUSPICION

You're scheming something, un. Being all, like, nice and stuff. And letting me blow Hidan's stuff up. I thought he was your fucked up friend too, yeah.

[cakeandmoney]

I'm re-assessing my relationships, Deidara-kun. There something wrong with that?

You'll get the C4 I ordered in a week.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Not at all. But if I have to pay for this later, your cash register is mine, un.

ynqiubombsfjkahsf!! BFF!!!!!

[cakeandmoney]

Don't worry about it. This one's on the house.

I'm sure you'll find a good use for it.

Re: GOOD, YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T;

[bloodwithcoffee]

WHAT!?

YES THAT'S RIGHT HIDAN, HERE HAVE A SMIRK;

[cakeandmoney]

Something the matter, Hidan?

too much; you broke him; you broke their bff'ry; forever

[bloodwithcoffee]

you...

you...

YOU.

W-WELL HE BROKE IT ABOUT FIVE RANTS AGO SO ;A;

[cakeandmoney]

Yes, me.

Shouldn't have fucked around with me, Hidan.