Saturday September 26th

[cake_is_a_bang]

Name: Deidara
Age: 19
Position: Waiter
What have you been doing while the store has been closed?
Working with the Japanese CIA developing a new war bomb.

I FUCKING WISH, UN. Seriously, yeah? Do we have to tell, like, the truth here? ...Yeah? Fuck you, un.

(Attempt #2) What have you been doing while the store has been closed?
Fixed my kitchen, yeah,

Comments

[puppetcakes]

Deidara, I don't think your stuffed animals would appreciate being... sorted. This isn't something out of Harry Potter. If I were them, I would hate you right now. You need to treat them better.

[cake_is_a_bang]

WHAT?! Really??? I don't want them to hate me!

WHAT DO I DO?

[puppetcakes]

It's probably too late.

What do you do? Quit sorting them. Obviously.

[cake_is_a_bang]

NO! I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

But they look terrible all jumbled and mixed up, un.

[puppetcakes]

You should believe me. I know more than you.

And you're an idiot, for wasting so much time on that.

[cake_is_a_bang]

You don't know everything. Puppets are very different than stuffed animals, yeah.

It was not a waste of time! I was organizing.

[puppetcakes]

You're right. Mere stuffed animals are far more inferior, than puppets.

Organizing stuffed animals, thus a waste of time. Actually everything you do is a waste of time.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Don't diss my stuffed animals!!!! I know where you live, un.

Playing with puppets is a waste of time. Your face is a waste of time.

[puppetcakes]

And what do you plan to do about it, pest?

Your immaturity never ceases to thrill me.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Blow your door down, yeah.

[puppetcakes]

Go for it, don't say I didn't warn you.