Saturday September 26th

[cake_is_a_bang]

Name: Deidara
Age: 19
Position: Waiter
What have you been doing while the store has been closed?
Working with the Japanese CIA developing a new war bomb.

I FUCKING WISH, UN. Seriously, yeah? Do we have to tell, like, the truth here? ...Yeah? Fuck you, un.

(Attempt #2) What have you been doing while the store has been closed?
Fixed my kitchen, yeah,

Comments

[bloodwithcoffee]

I see the break hasn't made you any smarter, blondie. Life was sorta bearable without you.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Excuse me, un, I got a job. What did you do?

[bloodwithcoffee]

Awesome things that don't involve putting paint all over girls.

[cake_is_a_bang]

It's not paint, Hee-chan, it's makeup, un. Duh.

[bloodwithcoffee]

Same difference. Some of your former clients probably look like clowns anyway. Poor girls.

[cake_is_a_bang]

That's ironic, because one was your ex, un.

[bloodwithcoffee]

Not unless she fucking dug herYeah, right. More like no fucking way.

[cake_is_a_bang]

WHAT? Way way.

[bloodwithcoffee]

Bite me.
Liar.

[cake_is_a_bang]

No thanks, I don't want to get H1N1.

[bloodwithcoffee]

How does that come into play. Fuck. You're so goddamn random.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Thank you, yeah.

[bloodwithcoffee]

...
Uh, yeah.

So what was that about my ex, again?

[cake_is_a_bang]

She came in looking for metallic eyeshadow, yeah. I showed her this set that had the best colours ever. Blue, green, pink, black, silver- it was just beautiful. The silver especially looked good with her eyes, un.

[bloodwithcoffee]

And I supposedly dated this bitch?

[cake_is_a_bang]

She asked me where you lived, yeah. Was pretty persistent.