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ITACHI.
IT WAS THOSE UGLY, BALD, FAT,
LEATHER- WEARING FUCKERS.
IT WAS THEM.
THEY STOLE JASHIN!!!
THEY STOLE OUR MASCOT!!!!
THEY STOLE HIM FROM RIGHT UNDER
YOUR NOSE!! i have no fucking clue how. how did they catch him?
But, yeah. I found the ransom note. They must've sent it to me by accident (what idiots, un). It's dated last Monday... Which is strange, 'cause I only found it today. I guess my floor kinda swallowed it up! It does that sometimes. Seriously, yeah. Things go missing for weeks and all of a sudden there it is, just lying on the floor! Cool, huh? Keeps me company, though, when Theodore and Mallory are having a stuffs-only party (the meanies). It wriggles!
So, un, WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO SAVE JASHIN, YEAH! I'll get the bombs~
IT WAS THOSE UGLY, BALD, FAT,
LEATHER- WEARING FUCKERS.
IT WAS THEM.
THEY STOLE JASHIN!!!
THEY STOLE OUR MASCOT!!!!
THEY STOLE HIM FROM RIGHT UNDER
YOUR NOSE!! i have no fucking clue how. how did they catch him?
But, yeah. I found the ransom note. They must've sent it to me by accident (what idiots, un). It's dated last Monday... Which is strange, 'cause I only found it today. I guess my floor kinda swallowed it up! It does that sometimes. Seriously, yeah. Things go missing for weeks and all of a sudden there it is, just lying on the floor! Cool, huh? Keeps me company, though, when Theodore and Mallory are having a stuffs-only party (the meanies). It wriggles!
So, un, WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO SAVE JASHIN, YEAH! I'll get the bombs~