[voice post 002]
[There is a muffled sound as the mic is picked up and dragged somewhere. Heavy breathing can be heard. a creaky door is pushed open. Deidara's voice comes through, strained and near hysterical] Not that bug.... THAT BUG!!!!
[There's a moments pause, only the slight shift of a body turning around is heard, a few seconds of pure nothingness goes by when. There is a loud yell from Itachi that is quickly turned into an indignant one] What the fuck? What the fuck is that thing?! [The Uchiha suddenly falls silent again and there are steps advancing towards the mic and brushing roughly past it, mumbling is clearly heard] Fucking pig sty, need cleaners, must not let the infestation spread, must contain them. That thing isn't fucking natural, not natural at all...[fades out]
[Deidara lets out a squeak] Itachi!! Itachi DON'T LEAVE ME! [a surprised shout] GAHH!! There it is!!! [shifting is heard, hesitation before Deidara lets out a loud yell] GYAAAHHH!!! [the sound of a fist connecting with something is heard. A loud crack rings. Silence. Then quietly,] ....Did I get it? [small amount of hope] I think I- HOLY HELL!!! [there is a loud thud as the mic is dropped to the ground. Screams are heard.] IT'S ON ME. IT'S ON ME!!!! ITACHI!! GET IT OFF!!!
[there is an audible click, and the sound of breathing coming through a gas mask. Only seconds later something that sounds like mass aerosol cans being used at once is heard, and continues solidly for the next 3 minutes]
[there is muffled coughing in the background] Itachi- [hacking] It---achi---- I CAN'T- [a loud gasp] Stop, un! I DON'T HAVE A MASK!
[the spraying only continues, muffled voice speaking through gas mask. How much is actually heard clearly is entirely dependant on how good ones ears are] You are just as dirty as this fucking appartment!
[Deidara's voice is surprisingly faint and hoarse] I'm melting....
[spray is slowly dying down] Die, Flilth! [there is a solid thump of a body hitting the floor]
[the spray stops completely] Heh, [the light click of a door shutting follows]
[Deidara's voice is faintly heard] It...achi? ...... I can't feel my legs, un.... Itachi?? ... Fuc- [there's a sharp tug on the mic and the sound is cut]
[There's a moments pause, only the slight shift of a body turning around is heard, a few seconds of pure nothingness goes by when. There is a loud yell from Itachi that is quickly turned into an indignant one] What the fuck? What the fuck is that thing?! [The Uchiha suddenly falls silent again and there are steps advancing towards the mic and brushing roughly past it, mumbling is clearly heard] Fucking pig sty, need cleaners, must not let the infestation spread, must contain them. That thing isn't fucking natural, not natural at all...[fades out]
[Deidara lets out a squeak] Itachi!! Itachi DON'T LEAVE ME! [a surprised shout] GAHH!! There it is!!! [shifting is heard, hesitation before Deidara lets out a loud yell] GYAAAHHH!!! [the sound of a fist connecting with something is heard. A loud crack rings. Silence. Then quietly,] ....Did I get it? [small amount of hope] I think I- HOLY HELL!!! [there is a loud thud as the mic is dropped to the ground. Screams are heard.] IT'S ON ME. IT'S ON ME!!!! ITACHI!! GET IT OFF!!!
[there is an audible click, and the sound of breathing coming through a gas mask. Only seconds later something that sounds like mass aerosol cans being used at once is heard, and continues solidly for the next 3 minutes]
[there is muffled coughing in the background] Itachi- [hacking] It---achi---- I CAN'T- [a loud gasp] Stop, un! I DON'T HAVE A MASK!
[the spraying only continues, muffled voice speaking through gas mask. How much is actually heard clearly is entirely dependant on how good ones ears are] You are just as dirty as this fucking appartment!
[Deidara's voice is surprisingly faint and hoarse] I'm melting....
[spray is slowly dying down] Die, Flilth! [there is a solid thump of a body hitting the floor]
[the spray stops completely] Heh, [the light click of a door shutting follows]
[Deidara's voice is faintly heard] It...achi? ...... I can't feel my legs, un.... Itachi?? ... Fuc- [there's a sharp tug on the mic and the sound is cut]