Why Do I Love This Girl Named Charlene?
- She let’s me call her Charlene-y
- Where else can you find a more comfortable temperature-controlled pillow?
- She sings to me. Even when asleep.
- She accepts that I don’t like talking on the phone
- ‘saggy mess’
- She enjoys pigs’ intestines and chicken feet and beef tripe as much as I do
- She is now only one year younger than I am
- She is the most self-less person I know