Chat crack from the wee hours...
In which littledarkvoice and I get Hal laid. With interludes of more-or-less broadly characterized crack involving Guy Gardner, Kyle Rayner, Kilowog, Beatrix DaCosta, Michael John "Booster" Carter, and Mary Batson.
John Stewart, Oliver Queen, and Carol Ferris wisely stayed out of it, and Tora Olafsdotter and Arisia pleaded deceased...
(01:15:22) littledarkvoice: Lanterns always need more sexing
(01:15:51) caia_comica: Yes! Because clearly Hal does not get laid enough. Clearly.
(01:16:38) littledarkvoice: not from the right people!
(01:16:55) littledarkvoice: at the moment anyway
(01:17:00) caia_comica: No.
(01:17:08) caia_comica: *nudges Ollie and Carol in his general direction*
(01:17:24) littledarkvoice: -doesn't have to nudge Guy-
(01:18:17) caia_comica: Guy: *stalks!*
(01:18:29) caia_comica: Kyle: *gets all manly and stalks too!*
(01:18:44) littledarkvoice: wait, is Kyle stalking Hal, or is Kyle stalking Guy?
(01:19:17) caia_comica: Well, Kyle is stalking Guy, but Guy is stalking Hal so Kyle is stalking Hal too.
(01:19:30) littledarkvoice: John is being smart and staying out of it
(01:20:01) littledarkvoice: and Kilowog is standing by with chick flicks and hot chocolate for when Guy comes complaining to him that Hal doesn't love him
(01:20:11) caia_comica: Heeeee.
(01:20:14) caia_comica: THAT should be a fic.
(01:20:28) littledarkvoice: Guy and Kilowog have Girl's Night Out?
(01:20:38) caia_comica: Yes. Complete with a confused Kyle.
(01:21:05) littledarkvoice: confused!Kyle: "I... I think I'll just... stay over here, being a metrosexual artist. Yeah."
(01:22:12) caia_comica: Kilowog: Chocolate?
Guy: Eh, if he ain't man enough...
(01:22:26) littledarkvoice: Television: -playing Sex And The City-
(01:22:44) littledarkvoice: Bea: "WHO TOOK MY DVD BOXED SETS?"
(01:23:23) caia_comica: Booster: Not me! Really, I returned them yesterday!
(01:24:17) littledarkvoice: Bea: "Angsting over Ted again? ...wait, why is everyone suddenly gay?"
(01:24:29) littledarkvoice: Fandom: "...they're never not?"
(01:24:47) caia_comica: Bea: "I miss Tora."
(01:25:04) caia_comica: Mary: Want to watch The Little Mermaid with me?
(01:25:40) littledarkvoice: DCU Males: "Lesbians! -stare-"
(01:26:23) caia_comica: Bea: Go away, I'm not a child molestor!
(01:26:27) caia_comica: Mary: What?
(01:26:30) caia_comica: Bea: Never mind.
(01:27:13) littledarkvoice: Hal: "-wanders in from road trip- ...was someone getting on my case about the Arisia thing again?"
(01:28:08) caia_comica: Guy: *perks up at sight of Hal* Come to think of it...
(01:28:58) littledarkvoice: Guy and Hal: -commence with the Green Lantern courtship ritual. in other words, punching-
(01:30:10) caia_comica: Kilowog: *keeps score* Two to one for Hal, anyone?
(01:31:38) littledarkvoice: Confused!Kyle: "STILL A METROSEXUAL ARTIST, HERE IN MY CORNER."
(01:32:34) caia_comica: Bea and Booster: *make bets*
(01:33:10) caia_comica: Mary, to Kyle: Hi, I'm a supernaturally innocent girl from Fawcett City. How is life as a metrosexual artist?
(01:33:58) littledarkvoice: Kyle: -draws Mary a pink unicorn-
(01:34:19) caia_comica: Mary: Ooooo!
(01:34:45) caia_comica: Guy and Hal: Proceed to stage two of the courtship ritual.
(01:34:56) caia_comica: Bea: Pay up.
(01:35:33) caia_comica: Mary: How sweet! It's like the cowboys. Only less sad, I hope.
(01:35:44) caia_comica: Everyone: You saw that movie?
(01:35:51) caia_comica: Kyle: *draws more unicorns*
(01:36:30) littledarkvoice: Guy, to Hal: I WISH I COULD QUIT YOU, JORDAN.
(01:37:16) caia_comica: Hal, to Guy: I wish you would. Let's get a room so I can fuck you really hard.
(01:38:01) littledarkvoice: Everyone else: -BOGGLES-
(01:38:10) littledarkvoice: Kyle: -has nervous breakdown in the form of UNICORNS-
(01:39:07) caia_comica: Everyone else: *ducks the unicorns*
(01:39:31) caia_comica: *the artistic, varied, green unicorns stampeding through the room*
(01:41:00) littledarkvoice: Varied, green unicorns who are NOT VULNERABLE TO YELLOW. clearly they are to be feared!
(01:41:35) caia_comica: Kilowog: *wades through the room and offers Kyle hot chocolate and chick flicks*
(01:42:09) littledarkvoice: Kyle: -settles down to watch Sex And The City, twitching-
(01:43:17) caia_comica: Mary: *stares at Sex in the City, fascinated* Bea, what are they talking about back massagers for?
(01:43:34) littledarkvoice: Bea: -facepalm-
(01:44:50) caia_comica: Booster: I think I left something behind in the future. 'Bye now.
(01:45:22) littledarkvoice: Peej: -in conclusion, has boobs-
John Stewart, Oliver Queen, and Carol Ferris wisely stayed out of it, and Tora Olafsdotter and Arisia pleaded deceased...
(01:15:22) littledarkvoice: Lanterns always need more sexing
(01:15:51) caia_comica: Yes! Because clearly Hal does not get laid enough. Clearly.
(01:16:38) littledarkvoice: not from the right people!
(01:16:55) littledarkvoice: at the moment anyway
(01:17:00) caia_comica: No.
(01:17:08) caia_comica: *nudges Ollie and Carol in his general direction*
(01:17:24) littledarkvoice: -doesn't have to nudge Guy-
(01:18:17) caia_comica: Guy: *stalks!*
(01:18:29) caia_comica: Kyle: *gets all manly and stalks too!*
(01:18:44) littledarkvoice: wait, is Kyle stalking Hal, or is Kyle stalking Guy?
(01:19:17) caia_comica: Well, Kyle is stalking Guy, but Guy is stalking Hal so Kyle is stalking Hal too.
(01:19:30) littledarkvoice: John is being smart and staying out of it
(01:20:01) littledarkvoice: and Kilowog is standing by with chick flicks and hot chocolate for when Guy comes complaining to him that Hal doesn't love him
(01:20:11) caia_comica: Heeeee.
(01:20:14) caia_comica: THAT should be a fic.
(01:20:28) littledarkvoice: Guy and Kilowog have Girl's Night Out?
(01:20:38) caia_comica: Yes. Complete with a confused Kyle.
(01:21:05) littledarkvoice: confused!Kyle: "I... I think I'll just... stay over here, being a metrosexual artist. Yeah."
(01:22:12) caia_comica: Kilowog: Chocolate?
Guy: Eh, if he ain't man enough...
(01:22:26) littledarkvoice: Television: -playing Sex And The City-
(01:22:44) littledarkvoice: Bea: "WHO TOOK MY DVD BOXED SETS?"
(01:23:23) caia_comica: Booster: Not me! Really, I returned them yesterday!
(01:24:17) littledarkvoice: Bea: "Angsting over Ted again? ...wait, why is everyone suddenly gay?"
(01:24:29) littledarkvoice: Fandom: "...they're never not?"
(01:24:47) caia_comica: Bea: "I miss Tora."
(01:25:04) caia_comica: Mary: Want to watch The Little Mermaid with me?
(01:25:40) littledarkvoice: DCU Males: "Lesbians! -stare-"
(01:26:23) caia_comica: Bea: Go away, I'm not a child molestor!
(01:26:27) caia_comica: Mary: What?
(01:26:30) caia_comica: Bea: Never mind.
(01:27:13) littledarkvoice: Hal: "-wanders in from road trip- ...was someone getting on my case about the Arisia thing again?"
(01:28:08) caia_comica: Guy: *perks up at sight of Hal* Come to think of it...
(01:28:58) littledarkvoice: Guy and Hal: -commence with the Green Lantern courtship ritual. in other words, punching-
(01:30:10) caia_comica: Kilowog: *keeps score* Two to one for Hal, anyone?
(01:31:38) littledarkvoice: Confused!Kyle: "STILL A METROSEXUAL ARTIST, HERE IN MY CORNER."
(01:32:34) caia_comica: Bea and Booster: *make bets*
(01:33:10) caia_comica: Mary, to Kyle: Hi, I'm a supernaturally innocent girl from Fawcett City. How is life as a metrosexual artist?
(01:33:58) littledarkvoice: Kyle: -draws Mary a pink unicorn-
(01:34:19) caia_comica: Mary: Ooooo!
(01:34:45) caia_comica: Guy and Hal: Proceed to stage two of the courtship ritual.
(01:34:56) caia_comica: Bea: Pay up.
(01:35:33) caia_comica: Mary: How sweet! It's like the cowboys. Only less sad, I hope.
(01:35:44) caia_comica: Everyone: You saw that movie?
(01:35:51) caia_comica: Kyle: *draws more unicorns*
(01:36:30) littledarkvoice: Guy, to Hal: I WISH I COULD QUIT YOU, JORDAN.
(01:37:16) caia_comica: Hal, to Guy: I wish you would. Let's get a room so I can fuck you really hard.
(01:38:01) littledarkvoice: Everyone else: -BOGGLES-
(01:38:10) littledarkvoice: Kyle: -has nervous breakdown in the form of UNICORNS-
(01:39:07) caia_comica: Everyone else: *ducks the unicorns*
(01:39:31) caia_comica: *the artistic, varied, green unicorns stampeding through the room*
(01:41:00) littledarkvoice: Varied, green unicorns who are NOT VULNERABLE TO YELLOW. clearly they are to be feared!
(01:41:35) caia_comica: Kilowog: *wades through the room and offers Kyle hot chocolate and chick flicks*
(01:42:09) littledarkvoice: Kyle: -settles down to watch Sex And The City, twitching-
(01:43:17) caia_comica: Mary: *stares at Sex in the City, fascinated* Bea, what are they talking about back massagers for?
(01:43:34) littledarkvoice: Bea: -facepalm-
(01:44:50) caia_comica: Booster: I think I left something behind in the future. 'Bye now.
(01:45:22) littledarkvoice: Peej: -in conclusion, has boobs-