I don't know if anyone else has found this thing but here's the most idiotic thing I have ever seen.
http://www.nosantaforhazleton.com/press.html I want to believe it's a joke, I want to believe that this is simply the work of a group of bored people with too much time on their hands, but if I've learned one thing it's not to doubt the levels of stupidity people can fall to. It's just a precursor for disappointment. My brain started throbbing the second I saw this, my brain just can't process this. This is a special kind of stupid that I have never seen before. I can just imagine some very sad children this christmas in Hazelton; "Sorry Billy, Santa didn't leave you anything this year because Mommy and Daddy don't want a undocumented man spreading cheer and happiness to us."