Dear Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Friday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Saturday I gave quietcontrary a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In August I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1395 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
caitymom