He hits me because he loves me!..
Really, I do look like a victim of domestic abuse. I have a bruise along my right cheekbone, across my forehead, on my left collar bone, all over my back and some on my stomach. Noah and I played Fodbold Golf (Soccer Golf) yesterday. It's a very interesting game. First I take the ball (one of those standard kid balls painted to look like a soccerball) and bump it volleyball-style as high as I can get it. Then we take our plastic golf clubs (designed for short little kids, so I look crazy!) and take turns smacking it at the soccernet. It results in my being hit a lot of times and looking like I have a bad home life. I can't wait to explain this one to the Kommune when I go in to reapply for my residence permit!