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okay. this entry will be very descriptive of my night last night, just so in a few months i can look back and read it. so you dont have to read all of this..if you wanna though. by all means.
last night was the perfect example of what i want the rest of my senior year to be like. it was amazing. started out not so good. ended amazing.
i woke up at 7 am...pouring rain. had to go to the store meeting. get there. me and rich are the only ones in the parking lot yet. so he hops in my car so we can socialize. then one of our managers gets there so we run out of my car and haul ass to the door b/c its pouring out. bla bla meeting bla. doug was late bla. had work for 9 hours bla. nothing too special. i was training doug though and broke a nail. that sucked. so then Lex gets there so that was mine and dougs cue to leave. we were going to go to Great Adventure with molly dan my sister mikey pants. idk other people too. get to my car WHERE ARE MY FUCKING KEYS?! IN THE IGNITION! DOORS LOCKED! i was soo embarassed i called my sister and made her come to the outlets. i go back in my store. Shirell, who is hillarious and Lex make fun of me. but then Lex cheers me up, b/c he's nice like that. and i called AAA took them like almost 2 hrs to get there. i'm still entirely embarassed. but w/e we go and meet them at Great Adventure.
I was so scared that since it was Frightfest that they would scare me, b/c im JUMPY AS HELL. but nothing happened. so we go and meet up with them and go on the swings. "No sitting on the rail...even if you're from jackson". lmao then we went and watched some halloween music show and doug knew all the words to the phantom of the opera.nmike was head banging...it was just hillarious. then. we went on the merry go round...and who was on line? buds wife. of course doug had to wave. thenn we went to the boardwalk thing and there was one of those clown scary people and of course doug had to follow him. OMG dan breslin has a gamblingproblem.no joke. he spent 3 dollars trying to win a crane game. after that im a little fuzzy but the REAL night started on the line for scream machine. holy fuck.
"BOOT OF DARKNESS"
and then how doug like fucking almost killed himself a million times at hurricain harbor...his ear drum exploded.
"I'm 40% deaf in this ear"-doug
"wow thats not good"-molly
"huh?"-doug.
omg. i never laughed so hard in my life.
lmao then we went on that ride simulator thing. hillarious. my sister had to sit with a gang member b/c idk it was only molly dan jess me and doug.
RUN AWAY TRAIN TWICE! the second time molly switched and sat with doug and the whole time dan was screaming MOLLY I HATE YOU!
OMG AND THEN WE SAW JESS AND LOGAN. george+doug=hillarious.
we went on this horrible ride called Tang and just talked about being on weed and acid.
THEN we went into some store..because it was cold. and i was being blunt with doug :( sorry. but us hensley's dont sugar coat anything. and we saw Ashley A with her family. so i was like HEY ASHLEY and then i turned around to look at doug and he just SCREAMS "FUCK!" b/c he thought it was his girlfriend. omg. you dont even understandddddddd. so then we go on the teacups. me and doug in one. molly and jess in the other, and dan cant handle the teacups so he watched. when we got off the teacups all the way to the exit of the park doug and i put on a show for everyone. he beat me up. i ran away from him. we screamed at eachother. hillarious. then there was the musical cars move b/c it was like 11 and we wanted to go to the reagant but no one can drive after midnight...except jessica :). so i actually started dougs car! score. and he drove me back to get my car at the outlets, then we dropped his car at home. came back to my house. then jess drove me and doug and picked up molly and dan at dans and went to the reagant.
this was the best reagant run of my life.
GET JESSICA A HOT DOG NOWWWWWWW.
How would she eat her sister? really quickly like this !
Or really slow. like one bite...like a snake...like thisssssss!
i've never seen doug laugh so hard in his life. he stood up right there at the table and drooled into his hand and on the floor. i couldnt even pick up my drink.
then we talked about pot, and racism, and dougs twitching when hes cold. and then just when we thought the night was over and we're leaving...THERE IS THIS REALLY BIG WOMAN DRESSED AT JESUS SITTING IN A BOOTH!
molly and i didnt even notice her but doug and dan fucking sprinted out of the reagant and the next thing i saw was doug callapsed by my car on the floor. the noises he was making...i almost died. dan was like idk. flailing his arms my sister was in stitches. so i was like omg i have to go back in and look so me and molly acted like we thought we left something at the table went in. saw. walked out. and DIED. almost fell down the stairs. the car ride home...b/c doug lives like an hour away from civilization.. was great too. i had SUCH a headache from laughing so hard all night. seriously. it hurt. "the tape measure isnt big enough..oh damn. so close"
"she would have to eat it like a snake...she cant move fast enough to do it the other way"
got home at like 2 am. molly slept in the guest room. now we're getting ready for today. i'm in such a good fucking mood. wow. yup thats long. and thats not EVEN CLOSE TO ALL OF IT.
oh i almost forgot.
"that is most deffintly the smell of pot"
ha brings me back to the summer. lol
oh andddd we were tqalking to someone who worked at great adventure by aq black light and doug was like MY TEETH ARE YELLOW....B/C I SMOKE! then like walked out and jess goes to the guy...he doesnt smoke.
haha OH! THEN on the run away train doug was like...caity you're like the kid in the christmas story that cant put his arms down! lmao.
okay ill prob think of more to put in here as the day goes on.
last night was the perfect example of what i want the rest of my senior year to be like. it was amazing. started out not so good. ended amazing.
i woke up at 7 am...pouring rain. had to go to the store meeting. get there. me and rich are the only ones in the parking lot yet. so he hops in my car so we can socialize. then one of our managers gets there so we run out of my car and haul ass to the door b/c its pouring out. bla bla meeting bla. doug was late bla. had work for 9 hours bla. nothing too special. i was training doug though and broke a nail. that sucked. so then Lex gets there so that was mine and dougs cue to leave. we were going to go to Great Adventure with molly dan my sister mikey pants. idk other people too. get to my car WHERE ARE MY FUCKING KEYS?! IN THE IGNITION! DOORS LOCKED! i was soo embarassed i called my sister and made her come to the outlets. i go back in my store. Shirell, who is hillarious and Lex make fun of me. but then Lex cheers me up, b/c he's nice like that. and i called AAA took them like almost 2 hrs to get there. i'm still entirely embarassed. but w/e we go and meet them at Great Adventure.
I was so scared that since it was Frightfest that they would scare me, b/c im JUMPY AS HELL. but nothing happened. so we go and meet up with them and go on the swings. "No sitting on the rail...even if you're from jackson". lmao then we went and watched some halloween music show and doug knew all the words to the phantom of the opera.nmike was head banging...it was just hillarious. then. we went on the merry go round...and who was on line? buds wife. of course doug had to wave. thenn we went to the boardwalk thing and there was one of those clown scary people and of course doug had to follow him. OMG dan breslin has a gamblingproblem.no joke. he spent 3 dollars trying to win a crane game. after that im a little fuzzy but the REAL night started on the line for scream machine. holy fuck.
"BOOT OF DARKNESS"
and then how doug like fucking almost killed himself a million times at hurricain harbor...his ear drum exploded.
"I'm 40% deaf in this ear"-doug
"wow thats not good"-molly
"huh?"-doug.
omg. i never laughed so hard in my life.
lmao then we went on that ride simulator thing. hillarious. my sister had to sit with a gang member b/c idk it was only molly dan jess me and doug.
RUN AWAY TRAIN TWICE! the second time molly switched and sat with doug and the whole time dan was screaming MOLLY I HATE YOU!
OMG AND THEN WE SAW JESS AND LOGAN. george+doug=hillarious.
we went on this horrible ride called Tang and just talked about being on weed and acid.
THEN we went into some store..because it was cold. and i was being blunt with doug :( sorry. but us hensley's dont sugar coat anything. and we saw Ashley A with her family. so i was like HEY ASHLEY and then i turned around to look at doug and he just SCREAMS "FUCK!" b/c he thought it was his girlfriend. omg. you dont even understandddddddd. so then we go on the teacups. me and doug in one. molly and jess in the other, and dan cant handle the teacups so he watched. when we got off the teacups all the way to the exit of the park doug and i put on a show for everyone. he beat me up. i ran away from him. we screamed at eachother. hillarious. then there was the musical cars move b/c it was like 11 and we wanted to go to the reagant but no one can drive after midnight...except jessica :). so i actually started dougs car! score. and he drove me back to get my car at the outlets, then we dropped his car at home. came back to my house. then jess drove me and doug and picked up molly and dan at dans and went to the reagant.
this was the best reagant run of my life.
GET JESSICA A HOT DOG NOWWWWWWW.
How would she eat her sister? really quickly like this !
Or really slow. like one bite...like a snake...like thisssssss!
i've never seen doug laugh so hard in his life. he stood up right there at the table and drooled into his hand and on the floor. i couldnt even pick up my drink.
then we talked about pot, and racism, and dougs twitching when hes cold. and then just when we thought the night was over and we're leaving...THERE IS THIS REALLY BIG WOMAN DRESSED AT JESUS SITTING IN A BOOTH!
molly and i didnt even notice her but doug and dan fucking sprinted out of the reagant and the next thing i saw was doug callapsed by my car on the floor. the noises he was making...i almost died. dan was like idk. flailing his arms my sister was in stitches. so i was like omg i have to go back in and look so me and molly acted like we thought we left something at the table went in. saw. walked out. and DIED. almost fell down the stairs. the car ride home...b/c doug lives like an hour away from civilization.. was great too. i had SUCH a headache from laughing so hard all night. seriously. it hurt. "the tape measure isnt big enough..oh damn. so close"
"she would have to eat it like a snake...she cant move fast enough to do it the other way"
got home at like 2 am. molly slept in the guest room. now we're getting ready for today. i'm in such a good fucking mood. wow. yup thats long. and thats not EVEN CLOSE TO ALL OF IT.
oh i almost forgot.
"that is most deffintly the smell of pot"
ha brings me back to the summer. lol
oh andddd we were tqalking to someone who worked at great adventure by aq black light and doug was like MY TEETH ARE YELLOW....B/C I SMOKE! then like walked out and jess goes to the guy...he doesnt smoke.
haha OH! THEN on the run away train doug was like...caity you're like the kid in the christmas story that cant put his arms down! lmao.
okay ill prob think of more to put in here as the day goes on.