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Doing this meme thing, then going to bed...
Shag in bold.
Shag after a few drinks in italics.
Shag me not (or don't know them) left alone.
EW NO NEVER in strikethrough.
1. Stephen Dorff
2. Wesley Snipes
3. Denzel Washington
4. Samuel L. Jackson
5. Hayden Christensen just so i could so i fucked darth vader
6. Ian Somerhalder
7. James Van Der Beek
8. Ashton Kutcher as long as i was drunk enough not to care what he was saying, I would do him.
9. Sean William Scott
10. The Rock
11. Brendan Fraser
12. Oded Fehr
13. John Hannah its totally the Scottish accent
14. Hugh Grant
15. Colin Firth
16. Liam Neeson After Love Actually, I'm see him like gentle giant. plus it's the accent.
17. Daniel Day-Lewis all i can think of are his teeth in The Crucible and that grosses me out.
18. Leonardo Dicaprio
19. Billy Zane
20. Harry Connick Jr.
21. Sean Astin Not chubby Sean Astin from LOTR but Goonies and I don't care that would be illegal. Hence being drunk.
22. Dominic Monahagan
23. Karl Urban
24. Vin Diesel
25. Paul Walker
26. Joshua Jackson
27. James Marsden
28. Shawn Ashmore
29. Hugh Jackman
30. Will Kemp
31. David Wenham
32. Viggo Mortensen covered in dirt and blood yes please.
33. Elijah Wood
34. Tobey Maguire can he be in the spiderman costume?
35. James Franco
36. Alfred Molina
37. Harrison FordYeah, he's old and gross now but back in the Indiana Jones days we could have some fun with that whip.
38. Sean Connery 007? Fuck, yeah.
39. Shane West we could have sex then brood together.
40. Stuart Townsend
41. Richard Roxburgh
42.Ewan McGregor
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
44. Christian Bale
45. Jared Leto Although I'm pretty sure I would be calling him Jordan Catalano through the whole thing
46. Colin Farrell i'm pretty sure he has every STD known to man
47. Ben Affleck
48. Josh Hartnett His eyebrows get on my nerves.
49. Bruce Willis
50.Billy Bob Thornton
51. Dennis Quaid
52. Jake Gyllenhaal
53. Patrick Swayze
54. Keanu Reeves
55. Gary Oldman
56. Tim Roth
57. Steve Buscemi
58. Michael Madsen
59. Rick Yune
60. Pierce Brosnan
61. Robert Carlyle
62. Jonny Lee Miller
63. Jude Law Suuuuuuure
64. Matt Damon
65. Clive Owen God, yes please.
66. Ryan Phillippe
67. Benicio Del Toro
68. Johnny Depp
69.Orlando Bloom
70. Sean Bean
71. Eric Bana
72. Brad Pitt He's Brad Pitt. Why wouldn't you? I mean I'm not hot for him. But did you see his body in Fight Club? Ain't nobody walking away from that.
73. George Clooney
74. Mark Wahlberg A chance to fuck Marky Mark? Sure why not.
75. Jason Statham
76. Edward Norton. Would I sleep with Edward Norton? Yeah, yeah probably. He seems a little off in the head. Yeah.
77. Ben Stiller
78. Owen Wilson
79. Vince Vaughn
80. Joaquin Phoenix
81. Russell Crowe
82. Billy Boyd
83. Paul Bettany
84. Heath Ledger
85. Mel Gibson
86. Jason Isaacs
87. Alan Rickman
88. Kevin Costner
89. Christian Slater
90. Antonio Banderas
91. Tom Cruise His teeth frighten me.
92. Ving Rhames
93. John Cusack No shit Sherlock.
94. John Malkovich
95. Charlie Sheen
96. Kiefer Sutherland
97. Emilio Esteve I would do the young version of his father. I would do his brother. Just not him.
98. Rob Lowe
99. Matt Dillon
100. Kevin Bacon
101. Adam Brody
102. Andy Serkis
103. Alan Cumming
104. Josh Groban
105. Sean Biggerstaff
106. Zack Braff
107. Harry Sinclair
108. Gerard Butler Creedy from Reign of Fire? Fuck, yeah.
109. Marton Csokas
110. Jeremy Sumpter
111. Sean Patrick Flanery
112. Cillian Murphy
113. Hugh Dancy
114. Ioan Gruffudd He pissed me off in King Arthur as Lancelot and I don't care if he is in the Fantastic Four
115. Mads Mikkelsen
Shag in bold.
Shag after a few drinks in italics.
Shag me not (or don't know them) left alone.
EW NO NEVER in strikethrough.
1. Stephen Dorff
2. Wesley Snipes
3. Denzel Washington
4. Samuel L. Jackson
5. Hayden Christensen just so i could so i fucked darth vader
6. Ian Somerhalder
7. James Van Der Beek
8. Ashton Kutcher as long as i was drunk enough not to care what he was saying, I would do him.
9. Sean William Scott
10. The Rock
11. Brendan Fraser
12. Oded Fehr
13. John Hannah its totally the Scottish accent
14. Hugh Grant
15. Colin Firth
16. Liam Neeson After Love Actually, I'm see him like gentle giant. plus it's the accent.
17. Daniel Day-Lewis all i can think of are his teeth in The Crucible and that grosses me out.
18. Leonardo Dicaprio
19. Billy Zane
20. Harry Connick Jr.
21. Sean Astin Not chubby Sean Astin from LOTR but Goonies and I don't care that would be illegal. Hence being drunk.
22. Dominic Monahagan
23. Karl Urban
24. Vin Diesel
25. Paul Walker
26. Joshua Jackson
27. James Marsden
28. Shawn Ashmore
29. Hugh Jackman
30. Will Kemp
31. David Wenham
32. Viggo Mortensen covered in dirt and blood yes please.
33. Elijah Wood
34. Tobey Maguire can he be in the spiderman costume?
35. James Franco
36. Alfred Molina
37. Harrison FordYeah, he's old and gross now but back in the Indiana Jones days we could have some fun with that whip.
38. Sean Connery 007? Fuck, yeah.
39. Shane West we could have sex then brood together.
40. Stuart Townsend
41. Richard Roxburgh
42.Ewan McGregor
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
44. Christian Bale
45. Jared Leto Although I'm pretty sure I would be calling him Jordan Catalano through the whole thing
46. Colin Farrell i'm pretty sure he has every STD known to man
47. Ben Affleck
48. Josh Hartnett His eyebrows get on my nerves.
49. Bruce Willis
50.Billy Bob Thornton
51. Dennis Quaid
52. Jake Gyllenhaal
53. Patrick Swayze
54. Keanu Reeves
55. Gary Oldman
56. Tim Roth
57. Steve Buscemi
58. Michael Madsen
59. Rick Yune
60. Pierce Brosnan
61. Robert Carlyle
62. Jonny Lee Miller
63. Jude Law Suuuuuuure
64. Matt Damon
65. Clive Owen God, yes please.
66. Ryan Phillippe
67. Benicio Del Toro
68. Johnny Depp
69.Orlando Bloom
70. Sean Bean
71. Eric Bana
72. Brad Pitt He's Brad Pitt. Why wouldn't you? I mean I'm not hot for him. But did you see his body in Fight Club? Ain't nobody walking away from that.
73. George Clooney
74. Mark Wahlberg A chance to fuck Marky Mark? Sure why not.
75. Jason Statham
76. Edward Norton. Would I sleep with Edward Norton? Yeah, yeah probably. He seems a little off in the head. Yeah.
77. Ben Stiller
78. Owen Wilson
79. Vince Vaughn
80. Joaquin Phoenix
81. Russell Crowe
82. Billy Boyd
83. Paul Bettany
84. Heath Ledger
85. Mel Gibson
86. Jason Isaacs
87. Alan Rickman
88. Kevin Costner
89. Christian Slater
90. Antonio Banderas
91. Tom Cruise His teeth frighten me.
92. Ving Rhames
93. John Cusack No shit Sherlock.
94. John Malkovich
95. Charlie Sheen
96. Kiefer Sutherland
97. Emilio Esteve I would do the young version of his father. I would do his brother. Just not him.
98. Rob Lowe
99. Matt Dillon
100. Kevin Bacon
101. Adam Brody
102. Andy Serkis
103. Alan Cumming
104. Josh Groban
105. Sean Biggerstaff
106. Zack Braff
107. Harry Sinclair
108. Gerard Butler Creedy from Reign of Fire? Fuck, yeah.
109. Marton Csokas
110. Jeremy Sumpter
111. Sean Patrick Flanery
112. Cillian Murphy
113. Hugh Dancy
114. Ioan Gruffudd He pissed me off in King Arthur as Lancelot and I don't care if he is in the Fantastic Four
115. Mads Mikkelsen