Beer Pressure
I'be been online for hours and hours toda, and I'm gonna be online all night. Do you know how long it's been that I've had internet access at HOME? This is amazing!
Also, I've already had three beers, and I've got three more waiting for me. Mmh, beer. I'm talking to Dev and Gwen and Angie and Aarika and sometimes other people online, and life is good.
Thanks to Gwen, winamp has all my mp3s on shuffle, and I have to try and avoid the sad songs. It's like, "Eeek! The Eels! Ahh, better: Ren and Stimpy quote in German." Drinking on your own is not allowed in combination with sad music. But then again, I'm not drinking alone: Angie's on her third beer, too, and even Dev's having a beer out of peer pressure. I think Aarika wants to have something other than beer. Tsk. What an outsider.
Sometimes I mix my beer with Coke, which is what we German people do. I like beer without coke better, but I'm doing it to stretch it. Ah, the measures we take.
I told Angie what drinking a lot does to me and she giggled. Oh well. Can't wait for October 5th.
My sister, surprisingly, is still a virgin. Whoo! This means she'll be older when she loses her virginity than I was when I lost mine, what with her turning nineteen on the 17th. She said, "YEAH, it's like nobody wants to have sex with me!" Riiight. Ah, I love my sister.
I hope to see some more people online today. I'll be on for a long, long time. Maybe I'll make some phone calls. Only maybe. Or maybe I'll collaple into a drunken little heap.
Pah.Just joking. Not after only six beers.
Pfft.
Also, I've already had three beers, and I've got three more waiting for me. Mmh, beer. I'm talking to Dev and Gwen and Angie and Aarika and sometimes other people online, and life is good.
Thanks to Gwen, winamp has all my mp3s on shuffle, and I have to try and avoid the sad songs. It's like, "Eeek! The Eels! Ahh, better: Ren and Stimpy quote in German." Drinking on your own is not allowed in combination with sad music. But then again, I'm not drinking alone: Angie's on her third beer, too, and even Dev's having a beer out of peer pressure. I think Aarika wants to have something other than beer. Tsk. What an outsider.
Sometimes I mix my beer with Coke, which is what we German people do. I like beer without coke better, but I'm doing it to stretch it. Ah, the measures we take.
I told Angie what drinking a lot does to me and she giggled. Oh well. Can't wait for October 5th.
My sister, surprisingly, is still a virgin. Whoo! This means she'll be older when she loses her virginity than I was when I lost mine, what with her turning nineteen on the 17th. She said, "YEAH, it's like nobody wants to have sex with me!" Riiight. Ah, I love my sister.
I hope to see some more people online today. I'll be on for a long, long time. Maybe I'll make some phone calls. Only maybe. Or maybe I'll collaple into a drunken little heap.
Pah.Just joking. Not after only six beers.
Pfft.