Dream: Bilbo the Pug God
So I just got up from a nap and had the BEST dream I have ever and may ever have. I dreamed that there was new breed of dog called the mini pug, and as puppies they were the size of hamsters and they maxed out at the size of guinea pigs. It's not clear what happened to cause this in the dream only I do remember a scene of counting them all and we had about sixty of them, and in the dream I told Scott we were just like 101 Dalmations and it was wonderful. (Had we saved them from an evil person who wanted a pug coat???)
Anyway these puppers revered Bilbo as A GOD because he is a thirty-pound direpug with an actual nose, and so they followed him around wherever he went. (Presumably Rey hated this and was jealous. She was still my little dog and followed me everywhere instead.) You know how some schools of fish travel together so close they are like one ginormous fish? The minipugs were like that, and so wherever Bilbo went it was with this undulated mass of the fawn and black fur of the minipugs.
Really the thing I want to know is why we had so many. Were they breeding like tribbles when they ate? Did we just go berserk and kept buying puppies regularly? Did Bilbo and Rey actually rescue them from a local Cruella? WHAT HAPPENED??!!!!
Anyway these puppers revered Bilbo as A GOD because he is a thirty-pound direpug with an actual nose, and so they followed him around wherever he went. (Presumably Rey hated this and was jealous. She was still my little dog and followed me everywhere instead.) You know how some schools of fish travel together so close they are like one ginormous fish? The minipugs were like that, and so wherever Bilbo went it was with this undulated mass of the fawn and black fur of the minipugs.
Really the thing I want to know is why we had so many. Were they breeding like tribbles when they ate? Did we just go berserk and kept buying puppies regularly? Did Bilbo and Rey actually rescue them from a local Cruella? WHAT HAPPENED??!!!!