This is not a movie review: Only Lovers Left Alive
Finally got to watch it tonight, and here was the conversation on the opening sequence:
Scott: So which of them is Tom Hiddleston?
Me: ...The dude.
Scott: But they're both guys?
Me: ...
Scott: Aren't they? Are they not?
Me: ... Congratulations, you not only don't see race, but apparently you don't see gender either.
Scott: OH! She is a woman, she has boobies!!
Yeah, I married him on purpose. Sober even. Thank goodness he's pretty and likes comic books.
Scott: So which of them is Tom Hiddleston?
Me: ...The dude.
Scott: But they're both guys?
Me: ...
Scott: Aren't they? Are they not?
Me: ... Congratulations, you not only don't see race, but apparently you don't see gender either.
Scott: OH! She is a woman, she has boobies!!
Yeah, I married him on purpose. Sober even. Thank goodness he's pretty and likes comic books.