Movie Review: The Dark Knight Rises
I have all the ideological issues with it. (I did like the ending though, and not just because it was the ending.) Spoilers ahoy.
Okay, so I'll be upfront and just say: Yes, I'm a Marvel girl. The difference between Marvel and DC is like that of Star Trek and Star Wars--it's a matter of gifts. DC and SW go to the school of One Great Man--special people exist and they get to do special things, like take care of the not-special. Marvel and ST say it's not what you have but what you do with it--sure Peter Parker got bitten by a spider and got super strength, but he was also a smart kid who made web-shooters and an outfit at home.
Another let's be honest: I'd probably be less offended by DKR if I hadn't gone back to see Spider-Man last week.
So one of the things I love about Spider-Man, and Avengers at that, is they take a moment to appreciate the people on the street. In Avengers, NYPD gives Cap some crap--for about two seconds, during which he proves that he knows how to fight the Chitauri, after which they immediately take his tactical advice and are on the streets getting people to safety. In Spider-Man, the construction workers give Spidey a clear path to get to OsCorp. In DKR, cops actively prevent the evacuation of Gotham--I'm assuming it's a post-Katrina commentary thing? (Which would have worked better if so many of the baddies weren't brown, and that's a whole 'nother rant. Also, Teal'c was in this for about thirty seconds and was a baddie and I was UPSET.)
Everyone in Gotham except for a handful of renegades led by Joseph Gordon Levitt and Sirus Black Gordon are also sheeple. Andrew O'Hehir over at Salon describes it as a kind of Reign of Terror--which would be great if there were any actual citizenry involved. Allegedly they're around, but mostly you just see them looking all oppressed. Especially in the climactic battle of surviving cops versus prisoners, you wonder where the heck everyone is. In contrast, as hokey as it was, in Avengers you have that scene of Cap standing up to Loki, and people start to stand up behind him. Sure, sometimes you need a hero, but--you can be a hero, too.
In the other Spider-Man flick, there's that great scene where people on the street start throwing stuff at Green Goblin when Spidey is down and out. "We're from New York! You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us!" shouts one guy. That's what people are about, that's what movements are about, that's what greatness is about.
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Okay, so let's talk about women. I think the plot twist of Miranda Tate being Ra's Al Ghul's long lost daughter was interesting, but the whole "let's twist that emotional knife for Bruce" was just...weird. And unconvincing. In contrast, the relationship she had with Bane for about twenty seconds in flashback was possibly one of the best things in the film.
Anne Hathaway's Selena Kyle. Um. I like how she used her gender as manipulation but....Black Widow did it so much better? And she and Christian Bale just had no chemistry, and the "happy ending" where Alfred sees the pair of them in Florence I just wanted to write-off as Inceptioney wishful thinking.
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Levitt's John Blake and "sorry, I should have used my full name." "Robin, I like it." Okay, that was GREAT. It really was the best part of the three hours for me, no lie. I really wish we could have a movie about him and...have it be good. Don't get the feeling that's gonna happen though, for better or worse.
The trailer for the new Superman was underwhelming. I did tell Scott to just go ahead and accept that we'd be going to the midnight release of The Hobbit.
Okay, so I'll be upfront and just say: Yes, I'm a Marvel girl. The difference between Marvel and DC is like that of Star Trek and Star Wars--it's a matter of gifts. DC and SW go to the school of One Great Man--special people exist and they get to do special things, like take care of the not-special. Marvel and ST say it's not what you have but what you do with it--sure Peter Parker got bitten by a spider and got super strength, but he was also a smart kid who made web-shooters and an outfit at home.
Another let's be honest: I'd probably be less offended by DKR if I hadn't gone back to see Spider-Man last week.
So one of the things I love about Spider-Man, and Avengers at that, is they take a moment to appreciate the people on the street. In Avengers, NYPD gives Cap some crap--for about two seconds, during which he proves that he knows how to fight the Chitauri, after which they immediately take his tactical advice and are on the streets getting people to safety. In Spider-Man, the construction workers give Spidey a clear path to get to OsCorp. In DKR, cops actively prevent the evacuation of Gotham--I'm assuming it's a post-Katrina commentary thing? (Which would have worked better if so many of the baddies weren't brown, and that's a whole 'nother rant. Also, Teal'c was in this for about thirty seconds and was a baddie and I was UPSET.)
Everyone in Gotham except for a handful of renegades led by Joseph Gordon Levitt and Sirus Black Gordon are also sheeple. Andrew O'Hehir over at Salon describes it as a kind of Reign of Terror--which would be great if there were any actual citizenry involved. Allegedly they're around, but mostly you just see them looking all oppressed. Especially in the climactic battle of surviving cops versus prisoners, you wonder where the heck everyone is. In contrast, as hokey as it was, in Avengers you have that scene of Cap standing up to Loki, and people start to stand up behind him. Sure, sometimes you need a hero, but--you can be a hero, too.
In the other Spider-Man flick, there's that great scene where people on the street start throwing stuff at Green Goblin when Spidey is down and out. "We're from New York! You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us!" shouts one guy. That's what people are about, that's what movements are about, that's what greatness is about.
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Okay, so let's talk about women. I think the plot twist of Miranda Tate being Ra's Al Ghul's long lost daughter was interesting, but the whole "let's twist that emotional knife for Bruce" was just...weird. And unconvincing. In contrast, the relationship she had with Bane for about twenty seconds in flashback was possibly one of the best things in the film.
Anne Hathaway's Selena Kyle. Um. I like how she used her gender as manipulation but....Black Widow did it so much better? And she and Christian Bale just had no chemistry, and the "happy ending" where Alfred sees the pair of them in Florence I just wanted to write-off as Inceptioney wishful thinking.
~
Levitt's John Blake and "sorry, I should have used my full name." "Robin, I like it." Okay, that was GREAT. It really was the best part of the three hours for me, no lie. I really wish we could have a movie about him and...have it be good. Don't get the feeling that's gonna happen though, for better or worse.
The trailer for the new Superman was underwhelming. I did tell Scott to just go ahead and accept that we'd be going to the midnight release of The Hobbit.