your life according to google. type in your first name plus the following verbs. so freaking hillarious! and use the first thing that comes up, don't go searching for someting funny.
1. "needs" - caitlin needs to be in a hospital. (weeeeird...)
2. "looks like" - Caitlin looks like it should be pronounced phonetically as Kaytlin does not make it correct. (from: "the name Caitlin is pronounced "Cawtleen" and the English or American version is Kathleen NOT Kaytlin. This is a common mistake made by people who do not speak the Irish language. The fact that Caitlin looks like it should be pronounced phonetically as Kaytlin does not make it correct. I'm 40 years old and I'm fed up trying to stop people calling me Kaytlin." apparently there was an epic battle about who is to blame for the mispronunciation. i love forums.)
3. "hates" - Caitlin hates Ashley Tisdale.(but...but...i'm watching high school musical as we speak! i don't hate her...)
4. "goes" - Caitlin goes overseas! (not yet...)
5. "loves" - Caitlin Loves Her Boy Wylie. (ew. i think not.)
6. "eats" - Things Caitlin Eats. (it's a blog...)
7. "has" - Caitlin has had many boyfriends, and her relationships do not usually last beyond one ... and Caitlin has been involved in more criminal offences than any other ... (oh man!)
8. "works" - Caitlin works as a volunteer to help an elderly woman.(from a tv show.)
9. "lives" - Caitlin Lives Kathleen Walters/Martha Shideler is releasing her wondrous Celtic novel, Caitlin, Priestess of the Goddess. ...(title of a book? this game is stupid. :/)
10. "died" - When Caitlin died, the world I knew disappeared. .... Caitlin died just over a day ago.(i don't even know)
11. "does" - caitlin does not have any Contacts at this time. (*so* not true)
12. "will" - Caitlin & Will (duets or something)