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[caitlingbutt321]

So I went to the bathroom. I reached for my toothbrush and saw a huge effing cockroach there. It was big. It. Was. Big. So I said "hm, what would macguyver do" and got my roommate. I pointed at it and said "wow" and she kinda did a scream thing and ran away. I was like "uh, ok" she came back with a magazine and smashed it repeatedly til it presumably died. Then scraped it down the sink and turned on the scalding water.

She's my hero.

The point of my story is. My suspicions have been confirmed, and I am afraid to walk around with no shoes on. Yessss.