Naruto 347 has killed me dead. But I won't say why outside of a cut, to keep people from getting spoilers.
OMG!! SAKURA IS A FAGHAG! SASUKE'S ALL "OMG, THIS BRIDGE IS NAMED AFTER MY FORMER BEST FRIEND EX-BOYFRIEND THIS GUY I KNEW ONCE."
AND I AGREE WITH
cephiedvariable! SUIGETSU TOOTHY-CHAN IS SO THAT KISAME WILL HAVE SOMEONE TO EAT DANGO AND DRINK TEA WITH WHILE WATCHING SASUKE AND ITACHI DUKE IT OUT.
BEHOLD TOOTHY-CHAN IN HIS NEKKID TOOTHY GLORY!!
OMG SEXY NO JUTSU LESBIAN VERSION:
AND NOW FOR THE SEXY NO JUTSU GAY VERSION! WITH A SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY SAKURA THE FAGHAG!!
THERE ARE NO MORE WORDS I CAN SAY EXCEPT THIS: KISHIMOTO IS OFFICIALLY OUT OF THE CLOSET. OR SOMETHING.