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It all started online when my friend Jake and I were talking about a suggestive tease of a girl who wrote on Jake's wall.....
CAITLIN
"don't fuck around with my wall if you're not gonna fuck around with me!"
Jake
hahahahahaha
wow. I'm like a ventriliquist. You just echoed what my penis has been saying for like a month
CAITLIN
i'm amazed u have a talking penis. or a puppet show involving your "talking penis"
....you try to put it on for kids in the park
JAKE
I fucking knew it!!
CAITLIN
u knew u had a talking penis?
JAKE
There is always something involving me and doing something inappropriate with children!!!
first I pee on them
now I give them penis puppet shows in the park
!!
And now for a musical number...a duet with my penis. "I'm sooo lonely it ain't funny. I beat my dick like it owes me money!"
CAITLIN
i'm DYING
i fell off my chair
JAKE
Yup. I can see it now. I can go to the schools and do assemblies for the kids.
CAITLIN
u end up with nothing but a smiley face drawn on your penis and an indecent exposure incident on your record
CAITLIN
"don't fuck around with my wall if you're not gonna fuck around with me!"
Jake
hahahahahaha
wow. I'm like a ventriliquist. You just echoed what my penis has been saying for like a month
CAITLIN
i'm amazed u have a talking penis. or a puppet show involving your "talking penis"
....you try to put it on for kids in the park
JAKE
I fucking knew it!!
CAITLIN
u knew u had a talking penis?
JAKE
There is always something involving me and doing something inappropriate with children!!!
first I pee on them
now I give them penis puppet shows in the park
!!
And now for a musical number...a duet with my penis. "I'm sooo lonely it ain't funny. I beat my dick like it owes me money!"
CAITLIN
i'm DYING
i fell off my chair
JAKE
Yup. I can see it now. I can go to the schools and do assemblies for the kids.
CAITLIN
u end up with nothing but a smiley face drawn on your penis and an indecent exposure incident on your record