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Oct 13, 2005 20:04

I think my new favorite procrastination technique is to Google things as if I'm still a sixteen year old girl. Not only do I get the funniest advice but

I feel, oh, *swoon swoon swoon* as if there are other sixteen year old girls out there going through the same things as me. I don't feel so alone aymore..:

from teenwire.com

Little did you know that when you walked into chemistry class during the first week of school, you'd meet the man of your dreams. This guy is perfect: cute, smart, funny, and a great dresser. The only problem is, he's not the 16-year-old sitting next to you - he's the 35-year-old standing in the front of the room, teaching the class. Chemistry isn't going to be so boring after all!

But soon, your crush gets out of hand. You're convinced that when he lectured about the laws of molecular attraction, he was looking at you the whole time. Whenever he says the words "human body," all you do is think about his. You've started to keep track of how many times he calls on you ... even when you raise your hand and don't know the answer, which is most of the time, because you can't concentrate enough to listen to the question! But craziest of all, you're spending all your free time going to extra help sessions. Mr. Chemistry has become your science project and you're set on getting first place.
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