So lets talk about the fact that what Bill said to Sookie after Eric came back all cemented up, was pretty much word for word SOMETHING EDWARD CULLEN WOULD SAY. ~YOU ARRUH A WO-MAN AND AH DID IT TO PROTECT YEW~ and now must leave you because I love you too much!!! Oh man. Oh maaaaan. Thanks for screaming at him (again) Sookie, and this time (maybe) putting your foot down, but I'm a bit past this whole relationship business between the two of you, thanks.
Also lol okay, Russell was completely weakened and obviously couldn't get out of the cement. But uhhh... Eric and Pam were at full strength and last time I checked, cement takes a couple of hours to dry, at least. Good thinkin' there, Bill. Eric's hair was A+ though after the fact, I will say.
Sam did not shoot his d-bag brother, unlike those people in the flashback. Duh. He's not the same man he was back then. Be more obvious, show.
ALCIIIIIDE HI ILU CHISEL CHEST. D'aww he's a nice guy. But he has a sort of crush on Sookie. RUN, RUN FAR AWAY FROM HER ALCIDE.
Tara's going to try to start a new life somewhere else. Duh. Or at least, attempt to. Knowing this show, she'll be away for... four or five episodes, where everything goes even MORE to shit in the town she's in, and she'll come back. Double duh. One of my friend's who I was watching it with said her new haircut looked like Carrot Top. AWW. I hate her mom.
Jessica and Hoyt! EEEEEEE MY FAVORITE MY FAVORITE THEY ARE SO ADORABLE. But um, creepy doll in the new house! Summer leaving a token because she was obsessed with dolls? They did cut to that scene of Hoyt's mom at the gun store just after. NOOOO.
Lafayette is a witch just like Jesus, I think. Me like. Poor guy, though. PLEASE LET JESUS BE BAD :(((
I LOVE TERRY SO SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCH. AND STUPID ARLENE IS GOING TO TRY TO KILL HERSELF OR SOMETHING. UGHHHHH.
So. MEH. Yeah. Wasn't my favorite season, though it did have a lot of high points. Idk maybe because I watched the previous seasons with my friends, maybe that made a difference on my liking. Still fun, ridiculous summer goodness, though.
THANK YOU, MISHA. I like imagining what conversation happened leading up to this point, and while the picture was being taken.
Misha: Stand still, assbutts.
Jared: My ass looks awesome, right?
Jensen: jesus christ twitter again
Or something.
ONE MONTH FROM TODAY I'LL BE IN CHICAGO FOR WINCON! YAAAAAY. Will be making another post about that soon.