Myyyyy weekendd =)
Can I just say...
Lindsay: My cleans are hand.
Cold Duck...
John:I think it's a twist-off...
Sean: Do you want to make the argument that we're practically related?
Me: Do you want to be practically related?
Sean: Yeah!
Mason: You're growing up. You're...scary... (as he cups the air with his hands)
Sean: Those are interesting hand gestures, Mason.
Sean: I can be the weird cousin.
Lindsay: No, Kevin's the weird cousin.
Magnetic soles for shoes...
John: They give me energy. My legs feel lighter!
Somebody says something about Lindsay...in front of Lindsay...
John: Who's Lindsay?
Us: Lindsay's right there.
John: Oh.
Me: Do you know who I am?
John: No, I have no idea.
Mason holding beer during group picture...
Mason: I was...thirsty...
Jay & his pink purse.
Sean: Hey, I just want to apologize for dropping so many F-bombs last night.
Me: What about the ones you dropped earlier today?
Sean: Hey, shut the fuck up!
After seeing Liz's ID...
Lindsay: I think I look like her! I could totally pass for her.
Performing sea gull death ceremonies and being able to proudly announce to everyone we see that day...
Me & Lindsay: We buried a sea gull!
Boys: So who are the hot ones?
Mom: Who are you talking about?
Boys: Well they're both hot. Which one is yours?
Mom: Mine is 17.
Boys: Oh...well is the other one legal?
After I tell above story...
Lindsay: Was one of them Sean?
Me: No.
Lindsay: Oh. Was one of them Mason?
Me: No.
Lindsay: Then I don't care.
Pat: Just one more swig of Cold Duck before I pass out.
The bartender calling my mom "Auntie" and everyone calling Uncle Dave..."Uncle Dave."
Me: It looks like a star!
Col: It is a star, you moron.
Pat: I'm kind of a big deal. I'm going to have four girls in my bed and three girls in the other bed.
Kevin: What about sunch?
Pat: I hate that. I can do lupper. But sunch. No.
The people I hung out with these weekend are my FAVORITES. YAY!
ps. Lindsay-TOLD YOU IT WASN'T JUST ONE NIGHT. I WIN. And did I forget anything?
Lindsay: My cleans are hand.
Cold Duck...
John:I think it's a twist-off...
Sean: Do you want to make the argument that we're practically related?
Me: Do you want to be practically related?
Sean: Yeah!
Mason: You're growing up. You're...scary... (as he cups the air with his hands)
Sean: Those are interesting hand gestures, Mason.
Sean: I can be the weird cousin.
Lindsay: No, Kevin's the weird cousin.
Magnetic soles for shoes...
John: They give me energy. My legs feel lighter!
Somebody says something about Lindsay...in front of Lindsay...
John: Who's Lindsay?
Us: Lindsay's right there.
John: Oh.
Me: Do you know who I am?
John: No, I have no idea.
Mason holding beer during group picture...
Mason: I was...thirsty...
Jay & his pink purse.
Sean: Hey, I just want to apologize for dropping so many F-bombs last night.
Me: What about the ones you dropped earlier today?
Sean: Hey, shut the fuck up!
After seeing Liz's ID...
Lindsay: I think I look like her! I could totally pass for her.
Performing sea gull death ceremonies and being able to proudly announce to everyone we see that day...
Me & Lindsay: We buried a sea gull!
Boys: So who are the hot ones?
Mom: Who are you talking about?
Boys: Well they're both hot. Which one is yours?
Mom: Mine is 17.
Boys: Oh...well is the other one legal?
After I tell above story...
Lindsay: Was one of them Sean?
Me: No.
Lindsay: Oh. Was one of them Mason?
Me: No.
Lindsay: Then I don't care.
Pat: Just one more swig of Cold Duck before I pass out.
The bartender calling my mom "Auntie" and everyone calling Uncle Dave..."Uncle Dave."
Me: It looks like a star!
Col: It is a star, you moron.
Pat: I'm kind of a big deal. I'm going to have four girls in my bed and three girls in the other bed.
Kevin: What about sunch?
Pat: I hate that. I can do lupper. But sunch. No.
The people I hung out with these weekend are my FAVORITES. YAY!
ps. Lindsay-TOLD YOU IT WASN'T JUST ONE NIGHT. I WIN. And did I forget anything?