Excerpts from the Cunningham Family
So my brother calls me up and says "I have an emu."
For anyone that doesn't know, emus are the giant stupid birds that aren't ostriches.
Apparantly some emu had crotch-dropplings and one of them got left in the incubator sitting down all weekend, so when whoever came back to wherever, it couldn't walk. So they were going to kill it (euthanize if you're a panzy).
Instead my brother takes this retarded emu to his rented suburban house and teaches it to walk by taping its legs together for an hour a day.
It now follows him around like a dog, stands between his legs when he's standing still, and won't let anyone but him near it.
Now, back to the real world.
For anyone that doesn't know, emus are the giant stupid birds that aren't ostriches.
Apparantly some emu had crotch-dropplings and one of them got left in the incubator sitting down all weekend, so when whoever came back to wherever, it couldn't walk. So they were going to kill it (euthanize if you're a panzy).
Instead my brother takes this retarded emu to his rented suburban house and teaches it to walk by taping its legs together for an hour a day.
It now follows him around like a dog, stands between his legs when he's standing still, and won't let anyone but him near it.
Now, back to the real world.