aaah yes I shall be a good Pope. I shall be the people's Pope. My first official act as Pope shall be to okay contraceptives and gay marriages... in fact I beleive I'll precide over one myself. Quickly Cardinals, to the Pope-mobile.
Well said! Let us not forget our morning ride through the streets of Rome! Ah I can hear the peasants and yokels screaming and running for cover now! We just better make sure the Pope-mobile has extra sturdy windshields for those unlucky street walkers who are caught unawares.
Yes. As future Cardinals to Pope Dan-O the First, Nickie and I hereby commission thee as the official pope-mobile driver. Your duties shall include driving the Pope on her morning romps...I mean...runs through the city and of course you'll carry a beeper in case she feels like a night of binge drinking.
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But we figured we'd bend the rules a bit...why not?
....would I be incorrect in assuming that this is Anna Mae that I'm speaking to? If it is, how ya doin? I ain't heard from you in FOREVER.
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