You Are Hideous Acacia Green
You are possibly the most corrosive person who was ever born on God's green and verdant earth. And you are without Big Brass Testes, as well! How can you justify your existence? Your only hope is to pray, and make offerings of small burnt vegetables. If TealGreenGod (see inset) is exceptionally generous, you may work yourself up to a pale celadon.
What Color Green Are You?