What is this rubbish?
- 16:42 Once again I am pretending to be a man in his forties with no fashion sense and without a clue. Where did my life go wrong? #
- 17:43 Snow can jolly well bugger off. I will not be trapped in my house tomorrow, so the public transport better be working #
- 20:19 NO SNOW! NO SNOW! IT HAS NEVER SNOWED ON MY BIRTHDAY AND NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO START #
- 00:09 Annnnnnnd I'm back to normal. Appropriately timed to celebrate my birthday. Huzzah! #