"Parent's Guide To J-rock". Got this in a bulletin on Myspace.
"Parent's Guide To J-rock"
1.] Don't worry, your kid probably isn't gay, even though the pics hanging next to their bed looks like girls.
2.] Don't get your kid an English CD for their birthday or any other gift giving holiday, they probably won't like it.
3.] When they show you a pic of their favorite singer, don't instantly assume that it's a girl, it probably isn't.
4.] If you walk into the room while they are on the computer and they minimize the window instantly, don't be offended, it's probably for your own protection.
5.] Don't be suprised if their total clothing and make-up style changes
6.] If they start speaking a language that is almost English, but not quite, don't worry. Its called "Engrish". You'll get used to it. (lmfao)
7.] Don't insult their favorite J-Rockers.
8.] When they start talking about Lucifer, they aren't worshiping Satan.
9.] Buy more ink jet cartridges for the printer, the more pics the fan has, the happier they will be.
10.] Don't be surprised when you can no longer talk to your child about anything except Japan.
11.] Be prepared to learn more than you ever had, about something you never wanted to know about.
12.] A man in a dress is sexy, no matter what you say, nothing can change that.
13.] Don't correct them when they spell the name "hide" with a lower case h, that's how it's done.
14.] When they collect scrap fabrics to make plushies, don't worry, they aren't practicing voodoo.
15.] It doesn't matter that they don't know what the singers are saying, don't bother arguing about it.
16.] J-Rock isn't a phase and they won't grow out of it
It's all true, all of it!!!
1.] Don't worry, your kid probably isn't gay, even though the pics hanging next to their bed looks like girls.
2.] Don't get your kid an English CD for their birthday or any other gift giving holiday, they probably won't like it.
3.] When they show you a pic of their favorite singer, don't instantly assume that it's a girl, it probably isn't.
4.] If you walk into the room while they are on the computer and they minimize the window instantly, don't be offended, it's probably for your own protection.
5.] Don't be suprised if their total clothing and make-up style changes
6.] If they start speaking a language that is almost English, but not quite, don't worry. Its called "Engrish". You'll get used to it. (lmfao)
7.] Don't insult their favorite J-Rockers.
8.] When they start talking about Lucifer, they aren't worshiping Satan.
9.] Buy more ink jet cartridges for the printer, the more pics the fan has, the happier they will be.
10.] Don't be surprised when you can no longer talk to your child about anything except Japan.
11.] Be prepared to learn more than you ever had, about something you never wanted to know about.
12.] A man in a dress is sexy, no matter what you say, nothing can change that.
13.] Don't correct them when they spell the name "hide" with a lower case h, that's how it's done.
14.] When they collect scrap fabrics to make plushies, don't worry, they aren't practicing voodoo.
15.] It doesn't matter that they don't know what the singers are saying, don't bother arguing about it.
16.] J-Rock isn't a phase and they won't grow out of it
It's all true, all of it!!!