You Can Never Trust Your Friends, Especially Today

[cahwyguy]

April Fool deedeebythebay smiles. All the time. dieppe paints your head orange. divasteph legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa. ellipticcurve trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo. estherchaya shaves your kidneys. gyesika buys you a Russian Bride. jumbach sells your house on Ebay. kuni_izumi enlists you in the French Foreign Legion. shutterbug93 eggs your car. talonvaki glues your cat to your bedroom ceiling. Prank Me
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