Apr 16, 2009 17:57
I have been thinking about getting a domain to be only used for silly things my boyfriend says.
I always tell him that I will teach him how to talk to girls, properly...
while walking through campus with my roommate and bf:
mike - "Hunny, do you wear booty shorts?"
me - "...why are you asking me this...?"
mike - "oh, I found a pair in my room and I don't know who they belong to"
FAIL.
me - "Yea, i'd only do coke until I was like a size 2..."
mike - "If you were a size 2, I would propose to you"
:: my mouth gaps open in shock::
mike - "What? It's an expression.."
FAIL!