Technologic
One more update before I leave. I’m going to Alabama with Uri and a friend of his for a few days, don’t ask me why, I don’t think I know.
Vagina monologs:
Last week or so at a party, Jester was walking around putting his hang on people’s stomachs and saying silly things like “stole your belly!” while this is going on, Nikki and Kittenn are trying to lift my skirt. They have the brilliant idea to have Jester steal my vagina in the same manner. Since then I swear Jester, Kittenn and Ron have an obsession with my vagina. It’s brought up one way or another each and every time we hang out. They’re fixated, and it is odd. Have you ever seen anyone using little lights act like they put them in their nose and pull them out their ears? Ya, I bet it’s real entertaining to people who’re rolling. Anyway, Ron acted like he put them in my ear and pulled them out from under my skirt. They do things like this often.
Ok, last entry I left off Saturday morning, so next would be Saturday night.
Most of Saturday I was sleeping, then around nine Kittenn and I went to Amanda’s party for all of twenty minutes. We left with Sean and some other kid for Rocky. Oh ya, we’re going to hell, we go to a party for ten minutes and take people with us when we go. Well Sean and his friend leave before Rocky starts anyhow. Then Rocky came, I was Trixie and Columbia. Nothing too interesting happened. Well, Brandon, who played Rocky, pulled out his pocket rocket on Kittenn, who played Janet, during Toucha. Hehe, who needs hands when you have a vibrator? Sick people. Then we went to IHOP for a while, I most hung out with Carrie which was neat while everyone else bounced around as usual.
I can't think of anything funny to say about this. Damn.
Ron, Jester, Kittenn and I get home and Wolf’s already there. Ya, all of us call it ‘home’ now, it isn’t my house, but home. Crazy kids. Somewhere around dawn, long after everyone else is asleep, I go to sleep. Around 11 Wolf wakes me and tells me that he’s leaving, so I go to the couch he was sleeping on and when I wake up hours late the other three are gone. Some Sunday, huh?
Monday was almost the same, but then just as it was almost Tuesday things change. Ron comes over around 10 and we hang out and wait for Kittenn and Jester to arrive. Lord I hang out with these people too much. It’s Ron’s birthday, he’s 15. How horrible. Ron ends up leaving to go out with his friends before Kittenn and Jester get here, then I make him feel bad, and he comes back with cake. The kid brings me cake on his birthday. All three of them get here at the same time. So we watch Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and I loved it. Somehow after that we all ended up in my cluster-fuck mess of a room. Ron won’t move when I need to get to the computer so I start to pinch him, then he licks me. Ewe, I hate saliva. Then, this is where even I get a little lost, Kittenn, Jester and I end up all three trying to lick or molest Ron. Ron has a foot phobia so Jester takes off his shoe and tries to shove his foot place feet do not belong. Ron tried to cover himself with a towel, which didn’t help. Poor Ron, he should have just moved.
That’s about it.
Ron: You’re an omen!
Me: I am an omen? I am a walking hint of death or bad things to come? o.O
Ron: Yes! You have D-E-A-T-H written all over you!
--Natasha
Plug it play it burn it rip it drag it drop it zip unzip it.
Vagina monologs:
Last week or so at a party, Jester was walking around putting his hang on people’s stomachs and saying silly things like “stole your belly!” while this is going on, Nikki and Kittenn are trying to lift my skirt. They have the brilliant idea to have Jester steal my vagina in the same manner. Since then I swear Jester, Kittenn and Ron have an obsession with my vagina. It’s brought up one way or another each and every time we hang out. They’re fixated, and it is odd. Have you ever seen anyone using little lights act like they put them in their nose and pull them out their ears? Ya, I bet it’s real entertaining to people who’re rolling. Anyway, Ron acted like he put them in my ear and pulled them out from under my skirt. They do things like this often.
Ok, last entry I left off Saturday morning, so next would be Saturday night.
Most of Saturday I was sleeping, then around nine Kittenn and I went to Amanda’s party for all of twenty minutes. We left with Sean and some other kid for Rocky. Oh ya, we’re going to hell, we go to a party for ten minutes and take people with us when we go. Well Sean and his friend leave before Rocky starts anyhow. Then Rocky came, I was Trixie and Columbia. Nothing too interesting happened. Well, Brandon, who played Rocky, pulled out his pocket rocket on Kittenn, who played Janet, during Toucha. Hehe, who needs hands when you have a vibrator? Sick people. Then we went to IHOP for a while, I most hung out with Carrie which was neat while everyone else bounced around as usual.
I can't think of anything funny to say about this. Damn.
Ron, Jester, Kittenn and I get home and Wolf’s already there. Ya, all of us call it ‘home’ now, it isn’t my house, but home. Crazy kids. Somewhere around dawn, long after everyone else is asleep, I go to sleep. Around 11 Wolf wakes me and tells me that he’s leaving, so I go to the couch he was sleeping on and when I wake up hours late the other three are gone. Some Sunday, huh?
Monday was almost the same, but then just as it was almost Tuesday things change. Ron comes over around 10 and we hang out and wait for Kittenn and Jester to arrive. Lord I hang out with these people too much. It’s Ron’s birthday, he’s 15. How horrible. Ron ends up leaving to go out with his friends before Kittenn and Jester get here, then I make him feel bad, and he comes back with cake. The kid brings me cake on his birthday. All three of them get here at the same time. So we watch Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and I loved it. Somehow after that we all ended up in my cluster-fuck mess of a room. Ron won’t move when I need to get to the computer so I start to pinch him, then he licks me. Ewe, I hate saliva. Then, this is where even I get a little lost, Kittenn, Jester and I end up all three trying to lick or molest Ron. Ron has a foot phobia so Jester takes off his shoe and tries to shove his foot place feet do not belong. Ron tried to cover himself with a towel, which didn’t help. Poor Ron, he should have just moved.
That’s about it.
Ron: You’re an omen!
Me: I am an omen? I am a walking hint of death or bad things to come? o.O
Ron: Yes! You have D-E-A-T-H written all over you!
--Natasha
Plug it play it burn it rip it drag it drop it zip unzip it.