War of the Gnomes

[caffinatedly]

First, we surprised them with a cute little fucker riding a snail, which we left on their door step after a night of raucous drinking. When we came home from vacation, they had placed a lighthouse keeper typed little guy, with a flickering lamp in our corn patch. Tonight, while they are out having dinner with her parents, we are planting the set of three that we found at Harbor Freight. The collection includes: "1 gnome holding a watering can. 1 gnome holding a spade and 1 gnome holding a vegetable."
Game on.