I been thinkin'...
Since I said somewhere that I'd post this theory after I posted Part 2 of that crossover that I wish I'd put a shorter title on...
( Quick theory about something in Episode 3.01 - Spoilers for that Ep only. )
( Quick theory about something in Episode 3.01 - Spoilers for that Ep only. )
'Escapee from Hell' seems to be the best explanation so far. And yeah, anything else but her being '100% Pure Human' would float my boat. (Save for that Grandchild of a Gypsy Witch and his Demon Lover-idea...)
She wouldn't trouble me nearly as much if they hadn't featured Tamara in the same damn episode. Because Tamara seems like her polar opposite: perfectly believable as a hunter and fighter. But since they did...
Dear Blondie,
I hope you'll be wearing a nice whitish, lacy negligee in the future.
Yours,
Sade
My husband suggested in the aftermath of 3x01 that maybe it's not the blonde, but the blade. That the girl's just... an extension of the knife she wields.
Or heck, maybe she's the embodiment of Sam's mad PsyKid-skills... Or perhaps dying 'broke' Sam and now he's inhabiting two bodies: the 'yang' wearing the face we know, the 'ying' in the blond. Would explain why she's where Sam is. 'Dark' to his 'Light'? *ponders*
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Just so you know.
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Yes, no half-unicorn, half-fairy tragic lost princesses who can kick anyone's ass thx. The blond is a dye job see, her hair is actually lavender. With a pearlescent sheen.
The extension of the blade thing is cool, but I fear it as it may mean when the actresses contract is up, she'll return to the blade and Sam will end up carting around a bitchy magic talking knife and the whole show will become a cartoon of itself. That yin/yang-dark/light concept is also cool, but on that one I'm thinking the CW execs wouldn't understand it. Although they probably wouldn't care, as long as she was blond and had breasts ;-P
I think until they say otherwise, I'm going to assume she's actually got a decent reason for being such a total poser and... not actively hate her. Once she's revealed to be the lost princess of the fairy realm, or god forbid, some illegitimate offspring of John's, however, then I'll commence hating her with the fury of a thousand suns. *nods*.
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The problem with those ideas was that they were rather cracktastic. To think of trying to explain them on tv...*shudder*
In conclusion: Blondie, your wardrobe had an accident and that frilly princess-dress you were dying to wear? Is no more. Please continue to delight. And allow Sam do naughty things.
*hugs you 'cause you're awesome*
*is still rather high from 3x02*
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Please continue to delight. And allow Sam do naughty things.
OMG the kinky het porn that's going to be generated by this little revelation!
*koff* Um. I mean I have no idea what you mean by that... *is innocent*
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The antagonistic, bitter sex is just waiting to happen between Sam and Buffy... I wonder how strict CW's about that, though. There's the fact that last season they had Sam taking Madison from behind and biting...
*downstairs brain hard at work*
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*shrug* All I know is that the necking Sam was doing... I had to take a moment. Prime vampire-fodder right here. :D
I've noticed that too: learning about something before seeing the episode makes me just go into 'waiting mode', unable to really concentrate on the show in general. Annoying as hell.
"Kids" was an awesome episode: it had everything (save extensive, long Sam'n'Dean-scenes) and was well-balanced.
*adores*
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